Donovan - The intergalactic laxative

I ^Awas impressed like everyone, When man be^Egan to ^Afly, ^DOut of earthly ^Aregions, To ^Eplanets in the ^Asky. With ^Dtotal media ^Acoverage, We ^Awatched the heroes land, As ^Aceremoniously They ^Adisturbed the ^Ecosmic ^Asand.

In ^Aawe with admiration, We listened ^Eto the ^Atalk. Such ^Dpride felt they, Such ^Ajoy to be U^Epon the moon to ^Awalk. My ^Dromantic vision ^Ashattered, When it ^Awas explained to me, ^ASpacemen wear old diapers In ^Awhich they ^Eshit and ^Apee.

Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative, Will get you from ^Ehere to ^Athere. ^DRelieve you and ^Abelieve me, With^Eout a worry or ^Acare. If ^Dshitting is your ^Aproblem, When you're ^Aout there in the stars, Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative Will ^Aget you from ^Ehere to ^AMars.

They ^Adon't partake like you and I, Of beefy ^Eburger ^Amush. Their ^Dfood is special^Aly prepared To ^Edissolve into ^Aslush. Ab^Dsorbed by multi-^Afibers In the ^Asuper diaper suit, ^AOtherwise the slush would trickle ^ADown in^Eside the ^Aboot.

Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative, Will get you from ^Ehere to ^Athere. ^DRelieve you and ^Abelieve me, With^Eout a worry or ^Acare. If ^Dshitting is your ^Aproblem, When you're ^Aout there in the stars, Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative Will ^Aget you from ^Ehere to ^AMars.

You ^Amay well ask now what becomes Of liquid ^Ethey con^Asume. A ^Dpipe is led from ^Apenis head To a ^Eunit in the ^Aroom. The ^Dwater is re^Acirculated, ^AFiltered for re-use. In ^Acase of anti-gravity - ^APee gets ^Eon the ^Aloose.

Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative, Will get you from ^Ehere to ^Athere. ^DRelieve you and ^Abelieve me, With^Eout a worry or ^Acare. If ^Dshitting is your ^Aproblem, When you're ^Aout there in the stars, Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative Will ^Aget you from ^Ehere to ^AMars.

Wher^Aever man has conquered, On the ^Aquest for ^Efrontiers ^Anew, da da da da I'm ^Dglad he's always ^Ahad to do The ^Enumber one and ^Atwo. It ^Dmakes it all so ^Aordinary, ^AJust like you and me, To ^Aknow the greatest heroes, They ^Ahad to ^Eshit and ^Apee.

The ^Aintergalactic laxative Will get you from ^Ehere to ^Athere, For ^Dcosmic consti^Apation There's ^Enone that can com^Apare. If ^Dshitting is your ^Aproblem When you're ^Aout there in the stars, Oh, the ^Aintergalactic laxative, The ^Aintergalactic laxative, The ^Aintergalactic laxative, Will ^Aget you from ^Ehere to ^AMars.