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GMy father cF#ut his tAmoe oDff GIn a rotF#ary laAmwn mowDer GAnd my mother burst a Dblood vesEmsel AmWhen my younger brother went to Djail
GSo I told her not to DworEmry AmNot to get in such a flurDry GWe're just an ordinary DfamiEmly AmWith the usual DcalamGitCy G
GWhen I was jF#ust a vAmirgin laDd GMy mother F#faked a sAmuicDide GBecause she found the tDell-tale sEmign AmOf puberty upon the sDheets GSo I told her not to DwoEmrry AmNot to get in such a flurDry GWe're just an oGrdinary DfamEmily AmWith the usual DcalamGitCy G
CWe always try to Dlook our GbeCstG CWe always take care wDhen we GdrCesGs CWe always F#wear clean uEmnderGwear CIn case we're in an acciAmdent
DHa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, tDrue True, true, true, true, true, true, true, true
GWhen I beF#come a Ammarried Dman GWith children oF#f my vAmery Down GWill I lay my iDnhibitions Emon AmAnd criticise their sexualDity? GWill I use them to Dprotect Emrespect? AmWill I try to own them flesh and Dbone? GOr will I be their Dequal fEmriend AmEncouraging their new iDdeas?
GFor the future lies witDhin their hEmands AmAnd the salvation of all these Dlands
GYes, the ordinary DfamEmily AmIs the only way to set us GfreeeDeee CSet us Dfree, Gset us freeDeeee CSet us Dfree, sGet us freeeDeeee CSet us Dfree, sGet us free