Don Henley - Dirty laundry

^Bm7I make my living off the evening news ^E7Just give me something, something I can use ^APeople love it when you ^Elose, they love dirty ^B7laundry

^B7Well I could have been an actor but I wound up here ^E7I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear A E. Bm7 Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

^F#m7Kick 'em when they're up, k^Eick 'em when they're down ^DKick 'em when they're up, ^Akick 'em when they're down ^B7

^F#m7Kick 'em when they're up, k^Eick 'em when they're down ^DKick 'em where they sit, k^Aick 'em all around ^B7

^Bm7We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde comes on at five ^E7She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye ^AIt's interesting when people ^Edie Give us dirty l^B7aundry

^Bm7Can we film the operation, is the head dead yet ^E7Y'know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet ^AGet the widow on the ^Eset We need dirty ^Bm7laundry

^Bm7You don't really need to find out what's going on ^E7You don't really want to know just how far it's gone ^AJust leave well enough ^Ealone Eat your dirty ^B7laundry

^C#m7Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies ^F#7We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies ^BWe love to cut you down to ^F#size We love dirty l^C#7aundry

^C#m7We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing ^F#7When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing ^BWe all know that crap is ^F#king Give us dirty ^C#7laundry ^G#m7Kick 'em when they're up, k^F#ick 'em when they're down ^EKick 'em when they're up, ^Bkick 'em when they're ^C#7down