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[Verse 1]

N.C.

Eve you wicked woman, you done Aput your curse on me Why dAidn't you just leave that apple

N.C.

hangin' in the tree You mAake us hate our husbands, our lAovers and our boss Why IA can't even count the good friends IA7've already lost
[Chourus 1]
Cause of D7PMS blues, PMS blues A7 I don't E7even like myself, but it's sD7omething I can't help Got those A7God almighty, D7slap somebody E7PMS blues A7 E7
[Verse 2]
Most tAimes I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But wAhen I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those nAot afflicted with it are affected just the same You Apoor old men didn't have to grin and sA7ay "I feel your pain"
[Chorus 2]
D7PMS blues (Well what else you gonna say?) D7PMS bluesA7 You kE7now you must forgive us for we cD7are not what we do I got those A7can't stop crying, D7dishes flying E7PMS blues A7
[Bridge]
But you D7know we can't help it We don't A7even know the cause But as D7soon as this part's over, E7then comes the menopause
[Solo] D7 A7 D7 E7 Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord We're going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering, huh? [Verse 3]
But a Awoman had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest Ahe be called a chauvenist or A7just fall victim to
[Chorus 3]
Those D7PMS blues (You know we'd kill for less than that) PMS bluesA7 You don't E7wanna cross my path Cause a D7pitbull ain't no match For these A7teeth a clenchin', D7fluid retention A7Head a swellin', D7can't stop yellin' A7Got no patience, D7I'm so hateful E7PMS bluesA7 (pre-menstrual F#7syndrome!) Got those A7moods a swingin', D7tears a slingin' A7Nothin' fits me D7when it hits me A7Rantin', ravin', D7misbehavin' E7P-M-S ... A7blues
N.C. (spoken) It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd'a been a man But you know that only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman
With those old PMS E7blues PMS blueA7s I don't E7wanna talk about it, we D7both could do without it Got those A7treat your kids bad, D7don't you talk back A7Gone ballistic, D7unrealistic A7Awful lowdown, D7bitch to be around E7P-M-S... A7blues