dodie - The slowest man alive

Now the o^Gmther day I was standing in line And I'd been s^Bbtanding for, well, quite some time I had a t^Crain to catch, I had a place to be Sandwich ^D7in my hand, I was all set to leave.

I was r^Gmeady to pay, just gonna beep and move Just ^Bbtwo more people in that infuriating que And o^Cne of them's gone now; off they drive... And t^D7his is when I meet the slowest man alive.

He sh^Gmuffles forward, tripping on every crack Tapping e^Bbvery pocket, his front and back Raises his a^Crms in the air, "Oh dear, where's my cash?" J^D7ust as he does so, there's a might splash P^Gmennies and fivers and ten p's and pounds F^Bball from his arms and bounce on the ground He ch^Cuckles. I crack, as down he bends To pick up e^D7very last coin, fifties, twenties, and tens.

Sandwich m^Gmelting in hand, the slowest man in this world Plonks his c^Bbhange on the counter, deals it out to the girl "Uh ^Coh!" he exclaims with a huff and a puff "^D7I don't think I have enough" So j^Gmust as I think I'll never get served A new c^Bbashier appears after what we've observed ^CI bound forward, grab my uke from behind I'm r^D7eady to blow this slow man's mind

^EbHey, Scattered Change, have you ^Bbheard of bpay 'Cos I can p^Curchase my sandwich in a u^Gmnique way I'll t^Ebell you a bit more about it a^Bbfter this song But I'm p^Caying with my uke and then I'm m^Gmoving along As I s^Ebmugly place down my uke ^Bbon the machine The slow man l^Caughs at something that ^BbI haven't ^Cseen... "I like your bpay sticker, ^Eb your lack of change and a p^Bburse, but bef^D7ore you pay... check where your sandwich is first!" ^Gm