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These chords sound good with an acoustic guitar, but there are probably better ones out there. Please leave a comment if you find a missing chord or one that just works better! Thanks and hope you enjoy Intro: G A Am Eb A Eb A F
AmOne day as I was clEosing my coAmuntry music store, In cAm7ame a rAmed haired lady, She was allBm cried out and soAre. She walked right in and grabAm7bed me Just rigAmht out of the bDlue, And said "I neAmed someonAm7e to listen, EmAnd this someone will be Amyou." C
She sGaid, &Amquot;I know that men are stupEbid, AmI know that you are toBmo, So I Amwill try to simplGify my stoAmry just for Ayou. AmI am a man-eateEr, I own Athem from the stDart, AmBut somehow this handsomEe fucker got his gAmrip around my heCart. A C
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A DmWell I know I had it comAming, I knDmow I was a fool, CaAmuse he really made me trust him And he really made me dE7rool, He madeDm me feel impoAmrtant, He Dmknew just what to say, But you can Embet your ass I really made him pAay."
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Am(plaAyeEd AmwhiGleA humming)
GShe said Am"My plan was toEb seduce him, AmBut he was far Bmahead, AmHe smiled at me and Gsuddenly AmI laid down in hisA bed. AmAnd so far it was peErfect, but sAomething wasn't riDght, Because I tAmhought of him the whole next Eday, AmAnd dreamt of him all nCight.
AmAnd soon I was his Ebaby, AmMy god I was nDaive, Cause Amhe was fine and Ghe was mine, AmI simply couldn't Aleave. AmOne day I came home eEarly and found hAmim in a cChair, AmBut over him sat Gmy best friend, AmAnd guess what she did Athere.
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A DmWell I know I had it comAming, I knDmow I was a fool, CaAmuse he really made me trust him And he really made me dE7rool, He madeDm me feel impoAmrtant, He Dmknew just what to say, But you can Embet your ass I really made him pAay."
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Am(plaAyeEd AmwhiGleA humming)
Well I didn't care about her, I let her run away, He said 'oh please I'm sorry' And I said 'but you will pay.' Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead, I found a knife and took his life, Oh god how much he bled. And then I cut him up in pieces, My handsome charming midge, I sorted him in big black bags, And put him in the fridge. Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way... He tastes like pig, but that's okay, I eat him every day. Chorus Well I know I had it coming, I know I was a fool, Cause he really made me trust me And he really made me drool, He made me feel important, He knew just what to say, But you can bet your ass I really made him pay.