Dire Straits - My parties

^{C D}Well this is ^Emmy back yard -^C my back g^Bate ^Em I hate to start my^C parties l^Bate ^Em Here's the party cart - ^Cain't that grea^Bt' ^C That ain't the best part baby - ^Djust wait That a ^Emgenuine weathervane - it ^Cmoves with the ^Dbreeze Port^Emable hammock baby - who need^Cs trees ^D It's casu^Gal entertain^Eming - we ^Gaim to ^Emplea^D/Ese ^{Em D G}At my parti^Emes

^{C D Em}Check out the shing^Dles - ^Cit's brand ne^Bw ^Em Excuse me while I mingle - ^Amhi, how are ^Byou ^Em Hey every^Dbody - let me ^Cgive you a toas^Bt ^C This one's for me - the ^Dhost with the most

^{C D Em}It's getting a ^Dtrifle colder - step ^Cinside my ^Bhome ^EmThat's a brass toilet tissue holder ^Amwith its own tele^Bphone ^Em That's a mu^Dsical doorbell - ^Cit don't ring, I ain't ^Bkiddin' It plays ^Camerica the beautiful and ^Dtie a yellow ribbon

^EmBoy, this punch ^Dis a trip ^C- it's o.^Bk. in my book ^Em Here, take a sip ^Am- maybe a little hea^Bvy on the fruit ^Em Ah, here comes the ^Ddip - you ^Cmay kiss the ^Bcook ^CLet me show you honey - it's ^Deasy - look ^Em You take a ^Dfork and spike 'em - ^Csay, did you try ^Bthese' ^Em So glad you like 'em - the se^Ccret's in the ^Dcheese It's ^Gcasual entertaining - we aim to ^Empleas^D/Ee ^{Em C D} At my ^Gparties ^Em

^Em Now don't talk to me ^Dabout the po^Clar bear^{B Em} Don't talk to me about the ^Amozone layer^{B Em} Ain't much of anything these days, even the air They're ^Crunning out of rhinos - ^Dwhat do I care' Let's ^Emhear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees Ain't ^Crunning out of nothing in ^Dmy deep freeze It's ca^Gsual entertaining - we aim to ^Empleas^D/Ee ^{Em C D} At ^Gmy parties^{Em C D}(do what ^Gyou please)