Dewey Cox - Royal jelly

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In my m^Emind ^C I'm half bl^Gind My inne^Emr ref ^C Is mostly d^Geaf I'm smell i^Emmpaired ^C If you ca^Gred My se^Gnse of taste is wa^Cadd9sted on the pho^Gsphorescent or^Cadd9ange peels of San Fra^Gncisco a^Cadd9xe-encrusted fr^D/F#enzy

So let me to^Guch you Let me to^D/F#uch you Let me to^Guch you Let me to^Cuch you Where the ^GRo-yal Je^D/F#lly gets ma^Gde

^GColerat^Cadd9ura singers bringing w^Geeds and social ^Cadd9clingers Hangers-^Gon and fancy ^Cadd9flingers To the dr^D/F#ess ball ^Cadd9Mushrooms and bowling pins ^C/BStove pipe hats and other things I ^D/F#can't recall From Juvenile ^Ghall ^Cadd9We're so unlucky and ^D/F#stuff ^GWoodrow Wilson never had it so ^Cadd9tough ^Cadd9Dairy Queen and ^C/BVaseline and ^AmMaybelline ^GPaul Bunyan and ^D/F#James Dean

^GAllegory ^Cadd9agencies of pre-^GRaphaelite ^Cadd9paganry ^GAnd Shenandoah ^Cadd9tapestries ^GCompared with good ^Cadd9mahogany ^GCollapsing the ^Cadd9undying postcard ^D/F#romance ^CWith feline perspicacity ^C/BBy the university ^AmThat night I held a paucity ^AmWhich you deemed common courtesy ^Am/GI wasn't what you thought I'd be ^D/F#I shouldn't have invited you to ^Gdance

In my ^Emtree ^C I'm halfway ^Gfree And in my ^Emchair ^C One quarter ^Gthere In my ^Emdream ^C

One-sixteenth ^Gcream ^GIn the coffee of the ^Cadd9Courtier Of the ^Gsycophant ^Caddassistant to the ^D/F#king

So let me ^Gtouch you Let me ^D/F#touch you Let me ^Gtouch you Let me ^Cadd9touch you

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