The Chords for almost the whole song are: D, C, G, A Dennis Leary talks in the beginning of the song: Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream About you. About me. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cocles (or watever) of our hearts. Maybe below the cocles. Maybe in the sub-cocle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know. Verse:

^DI'm just a ^Cregular ^GJoe with a ^Aregular ^Djob. I'm your ^Cavergage ^Gwhite, su^Aburbanite s^Dlob. I like f^Cootball and ^Gporno and ^Abooks about ^Dwar. I got an ^Caverage h^Gouse with a ^Anice hardwood ^Dfloor. My ^Cwife and my ^Gjob, my ^Akids and my ^Dcar. My ^Cfeet on my ^Gtable and a ^ACuban cig^Dar ^C ^G ^A But ^Dsometimes that ^Cjust ain't en^Gough to a ^Aman like me ^Dinterested Oh ^Cno, no ^Gway, no ^Ano I ^Dgot to go ^Cout and have ^Gfun at someone ^Aelse's exp^Dense Yeah-^Cyeah, yeah-^Gyeah, yeah y^Aeah-yeah I ^Ddrive really ^Cslow in the ^Gultra-fast ^Alane While ^Dpeople be^Chind me are ^Ggoing in^Asane

Chorus:

I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A

Verse:

I ^Duse public ^Ctoilets and I ^Gpiss on the ^Aseat I ^Dwalk around in the ^Csummertime sayin' ^Ghow about this ^Aheat

Chorus:

I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A

Verse:

^DSometimes I ^Cpark in ^Ghandicap s^Apaces while ^Dhandicapped ^Cpeople make ^Ghandicapped ^Afaces

Chorus:

I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A

Bridge:

^GMaybe I shouldn't be s^Ainging this song. ^GRanting and raving and c^Aarrying on. ^GMaybe they're right when they t^Aell me I'm wrong. N^Aaaaaa!

Chorus:

I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A I'm an ^Dasshole ^C ^G ^A I'm an ^Dasshole, and I'm proud of it.

Dennis Leary - Asshole