Dean Brody - Thats your cousin

I'm from a ^Dlittle country town where the ^Gsky is blue Friday ^Anights around here ain't a ^Dwhole lot to do So I went and called up ^Gsweet Becky Lou Said, " ^AHow'd you like to go for a ^A/Edrive?"

I ^Dtook her in my truck to the ^Grailroad tracks ^ALit a cozy fire for a ^Dlittle romance I sang her a song and she ^Greached for my hand When ^Adaddy busted outta the woods, ^A/Ehe said

Stop it right ^Dthere, hands in the ^Gair We think there's ^Asomethin' you kids ought to ^Dknow Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been ^Gsearchin' the sticks Tryin' to ^Afind you and dang that was ^A/Eclose Her ^Ddaddy's older nephew might be ^Gtwice removed But she's the ^Adaughter of an uncle re- ^Dlated to you You might not wanna go swimmin' in the ^Gsame gene pool Don't be ^Atouchin', tha's your ^Dcousin ^{G A D}

I turned a- ^Dround to look at Becky and ^Gshe looked at me We broke the ^Alaw of attraction almost ^Dinstantly Her pretty brown hair went to ^Gugly and green And ^Ashe gave me my coat ^A/Eback

So ^Dwe packed it in but the ^Gnight was young She said, "If ^Ayou don't mind, I'd still like ^Dto have fun There's a show called 'Deliverance' on ^Gre-run ^ADown at the cinema" ^A/E

Stop it right ^Dthere, hands in the ^Gair We think there's ^Asomethin' you kids ought to ^Dknow Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been ^Gsearchin' the sticks Tryin' to ^Afind you and dang that was ^A/Eclose Her ^Ddaddy's older nephew might be ^Gtwice removed But she's the ^Adaughter of an uncle re- ^Dlated to you You might not wanna go swimmin' in the ^Gsame gene pool Don't be ^Atouchin', tha's your ^Gcousin

Stop it right ^Dthere, hands in the ^Gair We think there's ^Asomethin' you kids ought to ^Dknow Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been ^Gsearchin' the sticks Tryin' to ^Afind you and dang that was ^A/Eclose Her ^Ddaddy's older nephew might be ^Gtwice removed But she's the ^Adaughter of an uncle re- ^Dlated to you We need a little seperation in the ^Gour gene pool Don't be ^Atouchin', tha's your ^Gcousin ^{D G A D}

Well, ^DI ran into Becky just the ^Gother day At the ^Anew online inter- ^Dnet café She was lookin' for a man from ^Gthe Ukraine --- on e- ^AHarmony ^D