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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
AWhat Ethe Dfuck? Would it matter if F#mI live or die Once EI'm dead the sky will Astill Ebe Dblue I’m no catalyst for F#mchange Just another breathing Ething Takin’ up a bit o’ Aroom
[Chorus]
Everything’s so Efucked it’s comical F#mWaking up's a Ddrag And Athe worst part's that I know Ethis isn’t even close To F#mhow devastatingly Dbad everything is gonna get
[Instrumental] A E F#m D A E F#m D A E F#m D A E D [Verse 2]
Life’s a jAoke, I’m anticiEpating the punchline I’m dF#mrunk so I’m just fine Dbut soon i’ll be sober and Abroke Down and Eout for the Nth time F#mand all aDlone And I weAlcome writer's block with Ewide open arms Because F#mif I’m not writing I’m hDappy AWriting is just an eEscape from the day-to-day F#mtragedy I find suDrrounds me
[Verse 3]
So, Awhat Ethe Dfuck? Would it matter if wF#me just quit breathing Our hEearts could cease beating And wAho'd tEhink tDwice? Life’s a gamble and tF#momorrow’s never promised So Efuck it I say let’s roll the dAice
[Chorus]
Everything’s so Efucked it’s comical F#mWaking up's a Ddrag And Athe worst part's that I know Ethis isn’t even close To F#mhow devastatingly Dbad everything is gonna get
[Instrumental] A E F#m D A E F#m D [Verse 4]
Well I’m paAyin’ outta pocket for wholesale failure And F#mevery little victory feels Dso underwhelming When Aall that I can think about is F#mhow the story ends And all the Dlessons that I’ve yet to Alearn There’s the Afuture, the past, and we’re stuck in between In the Eonly place that I feel comfortable If I could F#mfreeze every second hand, bet that I would DBefore everything goes to hell in a hAandbag But time will keep on Etickin’ And the Earth won’t soon quit F#mspinnin’ Despite what we want, who we Dare, what we fear, what we feel Someday we all must Dmdie Take one more Dmbreath and say goodbye
[Verse 5]
So, Awhy Ethe Dfuck Do we obsess over suF#mccess and failure? As lEong as we’re breathing we’re Aall EalDright So F#mhere’s to conceding I’m aEware now I’m part of the pAlight
[Final Chorus]
Everything’s so fuEcked it’s comical F#mWaking up's a dDrag But the Abest part right now we’re still aElive We can restart, we can F#mdive into the lives we want And Dmake the best of the time that we’ve got left!
[Outro] A E F#m D A E F#m D A E F#m D A E F#m D E D A