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I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home: David Frizzell. #1 on BB Hot Country on WARNER Records in 1982. INTRO:

^EI came crawling home last ^Fnight, like ^Cmany nights before.^F I ^Cfinally made it to my feet ^Fas she opened up the ^Cdoor. And she said, 'You're not gonna ^Fdo this any^Cmore.'

CHORUS:

^CShe said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to ^Fdecorate our home, so you'll feel more at ^Cease here, and you won't need to ^Groam. ^AWe'll ^Gtake ^Cout the dining room table, and put a ^Fbar

along that wall.

And a neon ^Gsign, to ^Cpoint the way, to our ^Gbathroom down the ^Chall.

#1.

^GShe said: 'Just ^Cbring those ^GFriday ^Cpaychecks, and I'll ^Fcash them all right ^Dmhere. And ^CI'll ^Fkeep on tap, for ^Call your friends, their favorite kinds of ^Gbeer. And for ^Cyou, I'll always ^Gkeep in stock, those ^Fsoft aluminum

cans.

And when you're ^Dmfeeling ^Cmacho, you can ^Gcrush them like a ^Cman.'

#2.

She ^Gsaid: 'We'll ^Crip out all the carpet, and put ^Fsawdust on the floor. Serve hard boiled eggs and ^Cpretzels, and I won't cook no ^Gmore. There'll be ^CMonday night football, on T.^FV. above the bar. And a pay phone in the ^Challway, when your ^Am7friends can't find their ^Gcar.'

CHORUS:

^DShe said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to ^Gdecorate our home, so you'll feel more at ^Dease here, and you won't need to ^Aroam. ^BWe'll ^Atake ^Dout the dining room table, and put a ^Gbar

along that wall.

And a neon ^Asign, to ^Dpoint the way, to our ^Abathroom down the ^Dhall.

#3.

^DShe said: You'll get friendly service, and for ^Gadded atmosphere, I'll slip on something ^Dsexy, and I'll cut it clear to ^Ahere. Then ^Gyou can ^Aslap my ^Dbottom, every ^Gtime you tell a joke. Just as long as you keep ^Dtipping, well, I'll ^Alaugh until you're ^Dbroke.

#4.

She ^Asaid: In^Dstead of family quarrels, we'll ^Ghave a bar-room brawl. When the Ham's bear say's it's ^Dclosing time, you won't have far to ^Acrawl. And when ^Dyou run out of money, ^Gyou'll have me to thank. You can ^Dsleep it off next morning, while I'm ^Aputting it in the ^Dbank.

CHORUS:

^EShe said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to ^Adecorate our home, so you'll feel more at ^Eease here, and you won't need to ^Broam. Then when ^Eyou and your friends get off from work, and ^Ayou have a

powerful thirst.

There won't be any ^Ereason, why you can't stop ^Boff here ^Efirst.

CHORUS:

^GbShe said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to ^Bdecorate our home, so you'll feel more at ^Gbease here, and you won't need to ^Dbroam. ^EbWe'll ^Dbtake ^Gbout the dining room table, and put a ^Bbar

along that wall.

And a neon ^Dbsign, to ^Gbpoint the way, to our ^Dbbathroom down the ^Gbhall.

OUTRO:

^GbShe said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to ^Bdecorate our home, so you'll feel more at ^Gbease here, and you won't need to ^Dbroam..(Fade.)

An eighties smash from Kraziekhat.

David Frizzell - Im gonna hire a wino to decorate our home