David Frizzell - Im gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

^C I came crawling home last night,^F like many nights before: ^C I finally made it to my feet as she ^Fopened up the d^Coor. And she said, &q^Fuot;You're not go^Amnna do this ^Canymore."

She said, "^CI'm gonna' hire a wino^F to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at e^Case here, and you won't need to r^Goam. We'll take ^Cout the dining room table, and put a b^Far along that wall. And a neon sign, to p^Coint the way, to our b^Gathroom down the h^Call."

She said “Ju^Cst bring your Friday paycheck &am^Fp;amp; I'll cash them all right here And I'll keep on tap for ^Call your friends their favorite kinds of ^Gbeer. And for y^Cou, I'll always keep in stock, those s^Foft aluminum cans. And when you're feeling m^Cacho, you can cr^Gush them like a m^Can." She said, "We^C'll rip out all the carpet, and ^Fput sawdust on the floor. Serve hard boiled eggs and pr^Cetzels, and I won't cook no m^Gore. There'll be M^Conday night football, on T.^FV. above the bar. And a pay phone in the h^Callway, when your fr^Giends can't find their c^Car."

She said, "^DI'm gonna' hire a wino^G to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at e^Dase here, and you won't need to r^Aoam. We'll take ^Dout the dining room table, and put a b^Gar along that wall. And a neon sign, to p^Doint the way, to our b^Aathroom down the h^Dall."

She said, &q^Duot;You'll get friendly service, and^G for added atmosphere. I'll slip on something s^Dexy, and I'll cut it clear to h^Aere. Then y^Dou can slap my bottom, every t^Gime you tell a joke. Just as long as you keep t^Dipping, well, I'll l^Aaugh until you're br^Doke." She said, "^D;Instead of family quarrels, we^G'll have a bar-room brawl, When the Ham's bear say's its cl^Dosing time, you won't have far to cr^Aawl. And when y^Dou run out of money, y^Gou'll have me to thank. You can sleep it off next m^Dorning, when I'm p^Autting it in the b^Dank."

She said, "^EI'm gonna' hire a wino,^A to decorate our home, So you can feel more at ^Eease here, and you won't have to r^B7oam. Then When y^Eou and your friends get off from work, and h^Aave a powerful thirst. There won't be any r^Eeason, why you c^B7an't stop off here f^Eirst."

She said, "^F#I'm gonna' hire a wino^B to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at e^F#ase here, and you won't need to r^C#oam. We'll take ^F#out the dining room table, and put a b^Bar along that wall. And a neon sign, to p^F#oint the way, to our b^C#athroom down the ^F#hall."

She said, "^F#I'm gonna' hire a wino^B to decorate our home, So you'll feel more at e^F#ase here, and you won't need to r^C#oam. We'll take ^F#out the dining room table, and put a b^Bar... (fade out)