David Byrne - Tiny apocalypse

^CRaise up, shake them lazy bones ^GRead the T-shirt but still don't understand ^EmComin' home with a little apocalypse ^FIt comes, now do you have time for this?

A ^Cthree-tone carpet and a Jackie Chan spear ^GLookin' at a hairdo and a belly full of beer Well, I ^Emain't no poet, ain't got no rhyme But I ^Fgot me a car and I know how to drive

^CIn the event of ^Gpressure loss All our ^Emlines are busy ^Fnow ^CI will be ^Glaughing out ^Emloud ^Fanyhow

^CEvery day a little apocalypse ^GLay down, lay down next to this ^EmLookin' at the body, well, I don't even know his name ^FCall me in the morning, was a friend of mine

Well, the ^Cwind so strong, it's blowing us all around ^GWind so strong, nobody settle down ^EmEvery day, another apocalypse ^FHad a TV but I don't know how deep it is

^CPlease read the print ad^Gvisory Would you ^Emlike to go a^Fhead? ^CDancin' wher^Gever she ^Emgoes, ^Ftippy toes

^CRhetorical, memorial, ^Ginvisible, incredible ^EmUnstoppable, emotional, ^Fillogical, sensational

^CLittle sister gotta take her medicine ^GBaby brother gonna do it all again ^EmRun fast but cannot catch the bus ^FFunny feelin', this is part of us

^CAnd you must take your ^Gmedicine Getting ^Embetter every ^Fday ^CGood for a ^Glimited ^Emtime, ^Ffeelin' fine

^CWe will return your ^Gthings to you When it's ^Emtime for you to ^Fleave ^CSo quiet ^Gnobody ^Emknows, ^Ftippy toes