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F It's aAm god-awful smallF7 affair, to theD7 girl with the mousy hair Gm But herBb mother is yellingC "No," and heC7r father as told her to go F But herAm friend is nowheF7re to be seen, D7as she walks through her sunken dream Gm To the Bbseat with the cleaCrest view, anC7d she's hooked to the silver screen G But thGe film is a saddeniFmng bore, For shAb7e's lived it ten times or more Db She couldA spit in the eyes ofBbm fools, as theDb7y ask her to focus on
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BbSailors, Ebfighting in the dance hall GmOh man! Gblook at those cavemen Fgo, Fm it's a freakest Cm7show,Ebm7 take a look at the BbLawman, bEbeating up the wrong guy GmOh man! Gb Wonder if he'll ever Fknow Fm he's in the best selling sCm7how Ebm7 Is there life on MaGmrs? Gb Bb C
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F It's on AmAmerika's tortured F7brow, Mickey MoD7use has grown up a cow Gm Now the wBborkers have struck for Cfame, Cause C7Lennon's on sale again F See the Ammice in their millionF7 hordes, From ID7beza to the Norfolk Broads Gm Rule BriBbttania is out of bCounds, To my C7mother, my dog and clowns G But thGe film is a saddeniFmng bore, Cause Ab7I wrote it ten times before Db It's abouAt to be writ again, BbmAs I ask you tDb7o focus on
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BbSailors, Ebfighting in the dance hall GmOh man! Gblook at those cavemen Fgo, Fm it's a freakest Cm7show,Ebm7 take a look at the BbLawman, bEbeating up the wrong guy GmOh man! Gb Wonder if he'll ever Fknow Fm he's in the best selling sCm7how Ebm7 Is there life on MaGmrs? Gb Bb C