David Bowie - Alternative candidate

^F#mInside every teenage girl there's^E a fountain ^F#mInside every young pair of pants ^Ethere's a mountain ^BmInside every mother's eyes is To^Emmy Tinkrem's bed ^{A F#m Bm}Inside every candidate waits a ^Egrateful dead ^{A F#m E E}

^BmI make it a thing, when I'm on^F# my own to relieve myself ^{A A Bm}I make it a thing, when I gaze^F#lle on stage to believe in ^Amyself ^{A Bm}I make it a thing, to glance ^F#in window panes and look pleas^Eed with myself ^{E A}Yeah, and pretend I'm walking ^F#home (Bm)

^F#mI took it so bad, I sat in the c^Eorrection room ^F#mTook me a fag, and a kick in the ^Emoon ^BmWell, I ain't gonna suck no radar^E wing because inside this ^Atin is tin ^{F#m Bm}Would you like to technoplate '^Ecause I'm your candidate, oh^A yeah ^{F#m E E}

^BmIt's a matter of life And the^F# way you walk, you've got a ^AByrlCream queen ^{A Bm}It's a matter of tact In the^F# things you talk, that keeps ^Ahis passport clean ^{A Bm}A matter of fact That a cock^F# ain't a cock on a twelve inch^E screen ^{E A}So I'll pretend I'm walking ho^F#me ^Bm

^F#mYou don't have to scream a lot to^E keep an age in tune ^F#mYou don't have to scream a lot to^E predict monsoons ^BmYou don't have to paint my contac^Et black Now I've hustled a^A pair of jeans ^{F#m Bm}Do I have to give your money back^E when I'm the Fuhrerling? ^{A F#m E E}

^BmI'll make you deal I'll say^F# I came from Earth and my ton^Ague is taped ^{A Bm}I'll make you a deal You can ^F#get your kicks on the candid^Aate ^{A Bm}I'll make you a deal For your^F# future's sake, I'm the candi^Edate ^{E A}Let's pretend we're walking ho^F#me ^Bm

^BmUhhuh, uh ^{Bm E A Bm}I'm the candidate ^{Bm E A Bm}Make way for the candidate ^{Bm E A Bm}Vote now for the candidate ^{Bm E A}