David Allan Coe - Whips and things

^FOh, I was into whips'n'things. She was into ^Fpain. ^GAn' I would beat her black an' blue when she called me ^Fnames. ^FChained her to the basement wall where she went in^Fsane. ^GAn' I was into whips'n'things. She was into p^Fain.

^FOh, Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's B^Far. ^GShe showed me her titties in Ronny Murphy's ^Fcar. ^FShe was the first lady to let me go that f^Far. ^GFinger Fuckin' Sally, down at Kelly's B^Far.

^FAn' Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot H^Figh. ^GCaught her in the bathroom, I thought she would d^Fie, ^FEatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker d^Fry. ^GPussy Eatin' Pamela went to Elliot Hi^Fgh.

^FSuck'em Silly Shirley came out after d^Fark. ^GShe would give us head jobs in Centinnial P^Fark. ^FAll the girls would snub her, said she was a n^Farc. ^GSuck'em Silly Shirley from Centinnial P^Fark.

^FYes, good ol' Bloody Mary's on the rag ag^Fain. ^GPussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her c^Fhin. ^FSuck'em Silly Shirley got caught after d^Fark, ^GFinger Fuckin' Sally in Centinnial P^Fark.

^FNow Pussy Eat'n' Pamela's in the county j^Fail. ^GSuck'em Silly Shirley left town on a ra^Fil. ^FThey sent Bloody Mary to the pen for l^Fife. ^GAn' Finger Fuckin' Sally, she became my ^Fwife.

^FOh, I was into whips'n'things. She was into ^Fpain. ^GAn' I would beat her black an' blue when she called me ^Fnames. ^FChained her to the basement wall where she went in^Fsane. ^GAn' I was into whips'n'things. She was into p^Fain.