David Allan Coe - Three biggest lies

^DWell the motorcycle club had a party And the ^Gall young virgins were there^D And ^GI found a blonde with ^Dlittle bitty titties And a ^Epretty little ribbon in her ^Ahair And ^DI told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world The ^Gones my daddy first to^Dld me And ^Gthat was the beginning of my sexua^Dl life And the ^Aend of my ^Dfantasy

I said, '^DThis will only hurt for a little while I'll ^Gonly put the head of i^Dt in I ^Gpromise that I'll never try t^Do cum in your mout^Ah.'^D

^DMet her at a local honky-tonk ^GTold her it was love at firs^Dt sight ^GShe was just lookin' for a^D shoulder to cry on And a ^Eplace where she could spend the night ^{A D}Me I was a little nervous ^GNever been that far ^Dbefore ^GSo I told her the Three Bigge^Dst Lies in the world ^AAs we danced across the^D floor.

An' I'm ^Ddoin all right, livin' my life ^GYou got yours an' I got mine. ^AYeah, it may not look like much to you, ^DBut it's simple an' it suits me fine. ^DYeah, the sound of the rain an' a lonely old train ^GListen to that engine whine. ^A'Cause I am what I am an' I sleep good at night, An' I'm ^Cdoin^D' alright.

^DBusted in a Birmingham robbery ^GHe didn't have the money for ^Dbail The ^Gjudge held him over to the^D local grand jury And the she^Eriff threw his young ass^A in jail ^DThey put him in the cell with a pervert ^GWho later tried to climb into ^Dhis bed ^GStuck one of them homemade k^Dnives to his throat And ^Athese are the words that h^De said, 'good buddy.'

An' I'm ^Ddoin all right, livin' my life ^GYou got yours an' I got mine. ^AYeah, it may not look like much to you, ^DBut it's simple an' it suits me fine. ^DYeah, the sound of the rain an' a lonely old train ^GListen to that engine whine. ^A'Cause I am what I am an' I sleep good at night, An' I'm ^Cdoin^D' alright.