David Allan Coe - Linda lovelace

Well you can ^Gtalk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps You can ^Ctalk about your Hollywood fags If ^Dyou wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world Then I?m the greatest lover al^Give.

^GJackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me Be^Cfore she ever got rich And ^Dit would take the average man a day and a half Just to satisfy that ^Gb***h.

Why the ^GQueen of England gave me the key To the ^Cwhole damn country of France And ^Dit only took me fifteen minutes To get into her ^Gpants.

Well I ^Gf**ked ?em all from coast to coast Cause ^Choney that my bag In ^Dfact I?m the only man in the whole world That could make Linda Lovelace ^Ggag.

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Now it ^Gain?t that my dick so God damn big Its ^Cjust I know how to use it And ^DI?ll never let some nickel-dime w***e Ever get the chance to ^Gabuse it.

They can ^Gsuck it for hours and hours on end But ^CI?ll still be in control And ^DI won?t cum till I wanna cum Cause that?s my jelly^Groll.

Now ^Gthere ain?t no woman no match for me I?ve ^Chad ?em try to wear me down I?ve ^Df**ked them barmaids and bank clerks I even f**ked a circus ^Gclown.

^GTeachers and lawyers, doctors And Lord them ^Cfat women sure are a drag I ^Dtell ya I?m the only m*********ker in the world That can make Linda Lovelace ^Ggag.

Why Old ^GHairy Reams fell apart at the seams When he ^Csaw me f**k that w***e She ^Dsucked my dick swallowed my nuts And I still hollered for ^Gmore.

She ^Gsucked my a*****e she sucked my toes She?s the ^Csuckinest b***h alive Well ^DI made her call up two more cunts And friend that ain?t no ji^Gve.

^GShe don?t give me know s**t About ^Cbein? some big time lover Some ^Dmovie star with a jag Cause you ain?t s**t if you can?t get Linda Lovelace ^Ggag.

^GI don?t talk about bein? no full time lover Cause ^Cmister that?s my bag ^DI?m the only m*********ker in the damn world That can make Linda Lovelace ^Ggag.

Dumm dum dum ^Gdum dum dum dum dum dum du^Cm dum dum Dum ^Gdum dum dum dum dum ^Ddum Dum dum dum ^Gdum dum dum dum dum dum du^Cm dum dum Dum ^Gdum dum ^Ddum dum dum ^Gdum. Take it boys.