David Allan Coe - If that aint country part two

^GWell I'm just an old man now, coverd with scars ^CMost of them I got fighting in them redneck bars ^DAnd a bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me

^GYou know he covered up the ones I got years ago ^CBack in prison when I was just Dave Coe ^DAnd I wasn't famous then, and I wasnt free ^G

^GYou know I grew up in a three room run down shack ^CAt the foot of the hill by the railroad track ^DWhere decent folk don't go when the sun goes down ^G

^GMy daddy work at Coocher Tire and River Company and he worked on cars ^CMy momma went to church and my daddy went to bars ^DMost folks just called it the hillbilly part of town ^G

^GHad a 55 Chevy when I was fifteen ^CI painted it red cuz I was still green ^DHell I couldn't even afford to buy gas ^G

I had a 41^C0 rifle and a Bo^Dwie knife too ^GRedman tobacco that I li^Cked to chew We'd^D7 count the car when the train when past And if that ain't Country, I'll kiss your ass^G

If that ain't c^Country, i^Dt'll hair lip the po^Gpe If that ain't ^Ccountry, ^Dit's a damn good ^Gjoke I've been on the Gr^Cand Ole Op^D7ry, ^GI know Johnny ^CCash And if he ain't co^Duntry, I'll kiss Your ass ^G

^GYa know one of my sisters was a lady of the night A^Cnd then one day she saw the light N^Dow she don't do those things that she used to do ^G

Sh^Ge never made the funeral when daddy died A^Cnd I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied Cu^Dz there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel ^G

N^Gow me and my brothers took our sister Diane D^Cown to the funeral home to see the old man J^Dimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one ^G

J^Gack and Ray was in the middle and there was me A^Cnd I'm the one that turned twenty-three A^Dnd grew up to be that Yankee's rebel son ^G

T^Gimes are changing I heard Bob Dylan say It^C's been fifteen years now since my father past away ^DBut I can still picture him in his overalls ^G

^GStanding around the house where he made his deals ^CAnd around the porch was a bunch of old wheels A^Dnd some used Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for cash ^G

There was fi^Cfty holes in an old ^Dtin roof ^GMe and my family we was li^Cvin' proof ^D7And everybody called us of old poor white trash And if that ain't country, I'll kiss Your ass^G

If that ain't ^Ccountry, ^Dit'll hair lip the p^Gope If that ain't ^Ccountry, ^Dit's a damn good ^Gjoke I've been on the ^CGrand Ole ^DOpry, And ^GI know Johnny C^Cash And if that ain't ^Dcountry, What' ^G And if that ain't ^Dcountry, What' ^G And if that ain't ^Dcountry, What' ^{G C G D G}