David Allan Coe - If that aint country

^AWell I?m just an old man now, was with scar^Ds Most of them I got fightin? in them rednec^Ek bars And a bunch of new tattoos Squench put on ^Ame Why he covered up the ones I got years ^Dago Back in prison when I was just Da^Eve Coe And I wasn?t famous then, and I w^Aasn?t free Well I grew up in a three room run down sha^Dck At the foot of a mountain by a railroad t^Erack Where decent folk don?t go when the sun goes^A down Now daddy work the coal mines and he worked on ca^Drs And momma?d go to church and daddy?d go to^E bars An most folks just called it the hillbilly part o^Af town

^AWe had a 55 Chevy when I was fifte^Den I painted it red but I was still gr^Eeen S**t I couldn?t even afford to bu^Ay gas I had a 41^D0 rifle and a Bo^Ewie knife too ^ARedman tobacco that I li^Dked to chew And ^Ewe?d count the car when the train when past And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass^A

If That Ain?t C^Dountry, i^Et'll hair lip the po^Ape If That Ain?t ^DCountry, ^Eit's a damn good ^Ajoke I?ve been on The Gr^Dand Ole Op^Ery, ^AI know Johnny ^DCash And If He Ain?t Co^Euntry, What? ^A

^ANow one of my sisters was a lady of the n^Dight And then one day she saw the l^Eight Now she don?t do those things that she us^Aed to do She never made the funeral when daddy^D died An I said I?d forgive her but I guess I l^Eied There?s just no way to hide the way I^A feel Now me and my brother took our sister Dia^Dne Down to the funeral home to see the old ma^En Jimmy was the oldest and Diane was the youngest o^Ane Now Ray was in the middle and there ^Dwas me And I?m the one at twenty-th^Eree Who grew up to be that Yankee?s reb^Ael son Now times are changin? I?ve heard folks sa^Dy It?s been ten years since my daddy past aw^Eay But I can still picture him in his overal^Als Covered with grease from his head to h^Dis feet Cussin' the sweat and the Te^Exas heat, and mesqui^Aters

^AStandin? by the house where he made his deals^D And around the porch was a bunch of old whe^Eels And a couple Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for gas^A There was fi^Dfty holes in an old tin r^Eoof ^AMe and my family we was li^Dvin' proof ^EA perfect example of poor white trash And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass^A

If That Ain?t ^DCountry, it'll hair^E lip the pope ^A If That Ain?t ^DCountry, ^Eit's a damn good ^Ajoke Been on The ^DGrand Ole ^EOpry, And ^AI know Johnny C^Dash And If He ^EAin?t Country, ^AWhat? And If That Ain?t ^ECountry, What? ^A And If That Ain?t ^ECountry, What? ^A