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I Made Linda Lovelace Gag by David Allen Coe Verses: F-F-G-F Chorus: F-F-F-G F-F-F-G-F intro Verse 1:
FWell you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps FYou can talk about your hollywood fags Gif you want to know the baddest motherfucker in the world Gthen i'm the greatest lover aFlive
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FJackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me Fbefore she ever got rich Gand it would take the average man a day and a half Gjust to satisfy that bFitch
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Fwhy the queen of england, gave me the key Fto the whole damn country of France Gand it only took me Gfifteen minutes Gto get in to her pFants
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Fwell i fucked them all, from coast to coast Fcause honey, that's my bag Gin fact, i'm the only Gguy in the world Gthat can make linda lovelace Fgag
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Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big it's just that i know how to use it and i never let no nickel dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it they can suck it for hours and hours on end but i'll still be in control and i won't come until i want to come cause that's my jelly roll now there ain't no woman that's no match for me i've had them try to wear me down i've fucked them barmaids and bank clerks i even fucked a circus clown teachers and lawyers, doctors and more them fat women sure are greeeat i'll tell you i'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make linda lovelace gag interlude well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts and i still hollared for more she sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes she's the suckingest bitch around well i made her call up two more cunts and man that ain't no jive she don't give me no shit, about being no big time lover or some movie star with a jag cause you ain't shit, if you can't get linda lovelace to gag and don't talk about being no full time lover cause mister that's my bag i'm the only mother fucker in the damn world that can make linda lovelace gag chorus solo to fade out