David Allan Coe - Grannys off her rocker

^EGrandma she just sits there in that ^Arocking chair all day They ^Esay she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted ^Baway Then a ^Ayoung man selling pots and pans came ^Eknocking at her ^Adoor ^EGranny don?t waste precious time ^Brocking any^Emore.

^AGranny?s Off Her Rocker and the ^Efamily is upset ^AShe took her life savings and ^Ebought a red ^Bcorvette ^EThere?s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a ^Ashocker ^BSince she met this man they?re sayin?, Granny?s Off Her ^ERocker.^{B E}

^AGranny?s Off Her Rocker and she?s ^Ehavin? herself a ball She?s ^Adancin? now and drinkin? wine and ^Ethat surprised us ^Ball She ^Enever used to say a word, now she?s quite a ^Atalker She ^Btold her family where to go, and they thinks she?s Off Her ^ERocke^Br.^E

^EHer license plate says ?Eat My Dust?, she?s drinkin? Hiram ^AWalker There ^Bain?t no doubt in no one?s mind, Granny?s Off Her ^ERocker.