David Allan Coe - A sense of humor

Every ^Fnight another woman Every ^Bbday a different town If I'm ^Cnot accused of speeding I'm accused of coming ^Fdown With a legal dose of something That you ^Bbheard was going 'round And you ^Cwondered why I lost my Sense of ^FHumor.

Every ^Fsong another record Every ^Bbday just like a clock Knowing ^Cwell I've had to take it Till I make it to the ^Ftop With the devil right behind me And my ^Bbheart about to stop Then you ^Cwondered why I lost my Sense of ^FHumor.

Twenty ^Bbyears I was in prison More ^Fthan that I was alone Some ^Bblily-white reporter Thinks it's time that I was ^Cstoned Without ^Fsin, he wrote the story And it ^Bbchilled me to the bone Then he ^Cwondered why I lost my Sense of ^FHumor.

I shaved my ^Fbeard and cut my hair off It don't ^Bbmatter anyhow It was ^Ctruth that told the answers To the questions up till ^Fnow "Crucify him," someone shouted From the ^Bbsafety of the crowd Then they ^Cwondered why I lost my Sense of ^FHumor.

Hey, take them ^Fcrosses from my doorstep There's no ^Bbreason to my rhyme Everybody ^Cknows somebody Will take care of me in ^Ftime I made friends of all you stand for But the ^Bbblind can't lead the blind Just be ^Cglad I haven't lost my Sense of ^FHumor.

Just be ^Cglad I haven't lost my Sense of ^FHumor 'Cause if I ever catch you I'm gonna kick your ass.