Darren Criss - Harry freakin potter

^FYou're Harry Freakin' ^CPotter! You don't ^Gunderstand you're a ^Flegend, man, to us a^Gll! Every son and ^Cdaughter-- "SAFE!" ... From ^GYou-Know-Who, all be^Fcause of you! You were ^Gsmall, but I ^Fwonder if you can rec^Esus4all...^E

Long ^Amstory ^Gshort, this gu^Fy, "^EmVoldemort" was ^Dmsuper cruel... ^F"Voldemo^Grt?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

^Am... Tried to ^Gkill you & y^Four parents, and ^Emthis is where it ^Dmgets intensely coo^Fl.^G.. ^AmEven though you were a ^Ftiny little boy, ^Amyou shoulda died but you sur^Fvived and then destroyed ^Amthis evil guy and it's ^Fstory we enjoy to ^Gtell....

^FYou're Harry Freakin' ^CPotter! We ^Gdon't prefer ^FGandalf, Merlin, or ^GOz, You're a whole lot ^Chotter! With that ^Glighting scar, ^Fyou're a superstar to us ^Gall! If we're in ^Ftrouble we know who to ca^Esus4ll! ^E

^C#You're Harry Freakin' ^F#Potter! I wouldn't ^C#wince at all, you're in^Bvincible to all ^C#harm! Like Betty ^F#Crocker--[Oooh!] ... I wanna ^C#eat you up! No one'll ^Bbeat you up with that ^C#charm! Remember, ^BHarry, kid, you're the ^C#Boss, you're the ^D#King, you're the ^G#Bomb!

But this is ^G#mall so s^F#ad, I mean, my ^EMom and ^D#mDad were killed,^C#m long ag^Eo...(Long ago they ^F#died!) ... I ^G#mwanna be ^F#psyched, but ^Ebeing un^D#mliked is ^C#mall I kn^Eow...(All he knows, that's ^F#why-)

^G#mI never thought I'd be a ^Epart of such a fate, ^G#man opportunity el^Eeven years late... ^G#mI guess it's time for me step ^Eup to the plate and ^F#show 'em that I'm something ^G#great!

I'm ^F#Harry Freakin' ^C#Potter! I'll do ^G#what I can if what you ^F#say I am is ^G#true! I can't be ^C#bothered by my ^G#awful past, I've ^F#found at last something ^C#I can ^G#do, so it's ^D#time I k^A#new ex^C#actly who I ^D#am...

I'm ^G#Harry Freakin'^A P^A#otter!

You're ^G#Harry Freakin' P^Aot^A#ter! I'm/You're ^G#Harry Freakin' P^Aot^A#ter-- ... And I'm the ^D#Man! ^{G# A A# G# A A#}

^D#[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"