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[Verse 1]
BbDream of chutes and ladders, sleep through Ctwo Alarms, and when I Fstumble through the doorway With my hands through the Dmarms of the Bbsweater That the dry cleaner Fgave me back a size down, F BbI Make it to the bus, not a Csecond to spare, but there's FFreeze-frame traffic till the Dmintersection where I am BbScheduled for a meeting with a Cman who looks like FHarrison Ford F
Bb Bdim C7 Gdim Bb Gm7 Bb7 Bbm F [Chorus]
BbI never Fcan decCide Dm7My Feveryday's alBbways C6Everything flies by F7I don't know why I try F
[Verse 2]
BbHe says, where have you Cbeen? I've been waiting all Day. I say, with Fall due respect, i'm only Dm7six minutes late He Bbdoesn't say a thing, just Cnods and Fpulls out A sword. F I Bbmatch him blow for blow, counter-Cparry And dodge, bFut as the battle wears on, we're Dm7getting Along. He knocks the Bbsword from my hands, says F7Congratulations, you've got the jFob
BbAll the bright Bdimstars in the Csky I can Gdim7never Bbhold on to I cAm7an't G7let Bbmlie F
[Chorus]
BbI never Fcan decCide Dm7My Feveryday's alBbways C6Everything flies by F7I don't know why I try F
F Dm F [Verse 3]
BbHarrison and I are on a Cbird he built F7out of old Sedans, balloons, and Dm7duct tape. ProBbjected in the Cabin, there's an Fagent he calls the wolf.F Bbshe never Shows her face. Her voice as Cbig as a house, Fshe says Burn your things and meet me on the Dmroof in an Hour. I think I Bbneed to tell my landlord that i'm Gonna Fbe late with the rent F
BbAll the bright Bdimplanets that C7hang in the Dbdimair Never Bbfall down Or Am7float FawBbay Bbm F
[Chorus]
BbI never Fcan decCide Dm7My Feveryday's alBbways C6Everything flies by F7I don't know why I try BbI never Fcan decCide Dm7My Feveryday's alBbways C6Everything flies by F7I don't know why I try F