Darlene Love - Christmas time for the jews

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On Christmas eve the Gentiles gather ‘round the Christmas tree

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They stay at home and party with their goyishe family

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They disappear one day each year and pass the eggnog ‘round

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but it’s all right, ‘cause that’s the night the Jews control the town

Well it^C happens every ^Emyear on C^Amhristmas ^Geve ^FAll the happy Christian people ^Gtake their leave Yeah,^C the streets are ^Emdeserted and ^Amthat’s big ^Gnews ^FIt’s Christmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews

Yeah,^C the Holiday^Em party starts ‘bout^Am 6 ^GPM ^FAin’t nobody recreating ^GBethlehem Yeah, the ^Cthree wise ^Emmen, that’s a ^Ambig old ^Gsnooze ^FChristmastime^G for the ^CJews

They can ^Cfinally see ^EmKing Kong without ^Amwaiting in ^Gline ^FThey can eat in Chinatown and drink their ^Gsweetest wine They can ^Ccrank Barbara ^EmStreisand on the ^Amstreets they ^Gcruise ^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews

They can ^Dmgang up on the Quakers, ^Fplay for the Lakers ^CThey can do what they wanna, ^Geven Vogue Madonna Get a ^Dmchance to drive a tractor, ^Fwin on Fear Factor ^CSee Fiddler on the Roof with actual ^GJewish actors

Now they ^Creally get ^Emthe party going ^Amafter ^Gdark ^FCircumcising grateful squirrels in the ^Gcity park Picking ^Cfights in the ^Embars, knowing ^Amthey can’t ^Glose ^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews

Now it’s ^Cnearly 10:^Em30. Yes, it’s ^Amtime for ^Gbed ^FDaily Show reruns dancing ^Gin their heads Maybe ^Cnext year they’ll ^Emlearn how to ^Amhold their ^Gbooze ^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews

^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews (Don’t get sick now) ^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews (Sleep it off, yeah) ^FChristmastime ^Gfor the ^CJews