Darius Rucker - One tequila

I've been known to drink a beer or t^Bwo. And I can handle whiskey ninety pr^Eoof. I'm just fine with a glass of wine, cham^Apagne to cabernet. But I cro^Bssed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with Jose

'Cause with o^Ene tequila, it's br^Aing on the salt and lime. With two tequ^Bilas the whole bar's a friend of m^Eine. But with th^Eree tequilas my l^Aegs don't work no more. Yeah it's o^Dne tequila, t^Awo tequila, th^Bree tequila, fl^Eoor.

I might end up in a Tijuana j^Bail. Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a v^Eeil Cannonball into a neighbour’s pool wit^Ahout a stitch of clothes. But by the e^Bnd of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some español

'Cause with o^Ene tequila, it's br^Aing on the salt and lime. With two tequ^Bilas the whole bar's a friend of m^Eine. But with th^Eree tequilas my l^Aegs don't work no more. Yeah it's o^Dne tequila, t^Awo tequila, th^Bree tequila, fl^Eoor.

I'll be g^C#mlad to pour for all y^Aou senor^Eitas. I'd ra^C#mther taste sa^Alty kiss than have a s^Bip of your margarita.

'Cause with o^Ene tequila, it's pa^Ass me the salt and lime. With two tequ^Bilas the whole bar's a friend of m^Eine. But with th^Eree tequilas my l^Aegs don't work no more. Yeah it's o^Dne tequila, t^Awo tequila, th^Bree tequila, fl^Eoor. It's f^Dour tequila, f^Aive tequila, s^Bix tequila, do^Eor.

^ESomebody take me home. Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.