Danny Elfman - According to plan

[Mrs. V^A#anDort] It's a beautiful day. [Mr. Va^F/AnDort] It's a rather nice day. [M^Frs. VanDort] ^A#m A day for a glorious wedding. [Mr.^F# VanDort] ^B A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. [Mrs^A#m. VanDort] ^{F A#m} A rehearsal for a glorious wedding. F# B F7/A A#m [Mr. VanDort] Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know, A#m/C# D#m F A#m [Mrs. VanDort] That nothing unexpected interferes with the show. [Mr.^A#m And Mrs. V^F7anDort] ^{A#m F#} And that's why everything, every last little thing, ^C#every single ^Cdimtiny micro^C#scopic little ^Cdimthing must ^Fgo..^F7. [M^C#rs. VanDort^F#m] According to plan, [Mr.^G# VanDort] ^C# Our son will be married. A#m F#m/A# [Mrs. VanDort] According to plan, [Mr.^G# VanDor^F#t] Our family carried, [Mr. And ^G#mMrs. VanDort] ^{C# F# B} We'll go right into the heights of society... G#/C C# [Mrs. VanDort] To the costume balls, G#/C C# [Mr. VanDort] In the hallowed halls. D#/A# Fm [Mrs. VanDort] Rubbing elbows with the finest. Em/B Fm/C [Mr. VanDort] Having crumpets with her highness. [Mr. And ^BMrs. VanDort] ^{E B C#m} We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the queen. We'll for^Aget everything...that we've ^F#mever ever been.^C#m

[Mrs. E^Amverglot] It's a terrible day [Mr.^E Everglot] Now don't be that way [Mrs. E^Amverglot] ^{E Am} It's a terrible day for a wedding. F/C A#m/C# [Mr. Everglot] It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in, [Mrs. Eve^Amrglot] ^{E Am} That has led to this ominous wedding. ^F[Mr. Everglot]^{A#/D E Am/E} How could our family have come to this? [Mr^F. and Mrs. Eve^A#/Drglot] ^{E Am} To marry off our daughter to the noveaux rich. [Mrs. Everg^Flot] They're so common, [Mr^C/E. Everglot] So coarse. [Mrs. E^Fverglot] ^E Oh, it couldn't be worse!

It could be ^Dmland rich bankrupt aristocracy, without a penny to their ^Ename...just like ^Fyou.^E..and me.

[Mr.^Am and Mrs. E^E7verglot] ^{Am E7} And that's why everything, every last little thing, C Bdim C Bdim E7 D(#13) E E7 every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... [M^Amrs. Everglo^Ft] According to plan, [Mr.^E/G# Everglot] ^Am Our daughter will wed. [M^Amrs. Everglo^Fmt] According to plan, [Mr.^G Evergl^Fot] Our family lead, G/D E F A#m A#m/F [Mr. and Mrs. Everglot] From the depths of deepest poverty,

[Mrs. E^Gverglo^Ct] To the noble realm, [Mr. Ev^Gerglo^Ct] Of our ancestors. [Mr.^Bm and Mrs. E^Emverglot] ^{Bm Em E Am} And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with the face [Mr. E^Everglot] ^Am of an otter in disgrace, [Mr. and ^EMrs. Ever^Fglot] ^{G Fm A#m} Would provide our ticket to our rightful place?

^A#m[Victoria (speaking)] ^C# What if Victor and I don't...like each other? ^C[Mrs. Everglot (speaking)] ^Cm Do you suppose your father and I like each other? ^G[Victoria (speaking)] Surely you must...a little... ^G#[Mr. and M^C#rs. Everglot (speaking)] Of course not! ^F[Mrs. Everglot (sp^E/Beaking)] ^{D G Gm} Get those corsets laced properly...I can hear you speak without gasping. ^A#Marriage ^Adimis a part^Gmnership. A li^D7ttle tit for tat. You'd think a lifetime^A# watching us (singing) ^G#mmight have taught her ^D#that.

Might have taught her ^G#mthat. [Mr. Everglot] Everything must be perfect

[Mr. and Mrs. Everg^D#lot] Everything must be perfect, perfect, ^G#m[The VanDor^D#7ts and the E^G#mverglots] ^D#7 That's why everything, every last little thing, ^Bevery single ^A#dimtiny micro^Bscopic little ^A#dimthing must ^D#go...Ac^D#7cording to ^G#mplan!