Danielle Ate the Sandwich - The terrible dinner guest

A cl^Goset coat's hung safe in quieter pl^Daces The chi^Gcken was silent in its cooking gl^Dazes My t^Gongue was heavy and ^Emhiding in the back of its ^Dcage

I'm s^Gcavenging cabinets to make convers^Dation Looking u^Gnder couch cushions for sophistic^Dation I th^Gought I had taste but I d^Emon't even know what t^Dime it is

^GOoh I've got soul I've got sou^Bl But y^Emou'd never know never kn^Cow If you were st^Guck across the table from m^De The terrible ^Gdinner gue^Dst ^G

Well I^G am a middle school boy at the so^Dck hop I'm cli^Gnging to walls to avoid any s^Dmall talk ^GI'm only here with my h^Emair combed because my mother ^Dmade me

The wo^Grds crossing tables were soft and e^Dngaging But I ^Gcouldn't quite rouse myself to the occa^Dsion Put a n^Gote on my list to learn more talk^Eming points about organic ga^Drdening

^GOoh I've got soul I've got sou^Bl But y^Emou'd never know never kn^Cow If you were st^Guck across the table from m^De The terrible ^Gdinner gue^Dst ^G

^COh if I could on^Gly underst^Dand ^CAll your l^Emiterary refere^Dnces ^CI'd be spinning t^Emables around the r^Doom ^COnly I could th^Emink one thing to p^Drove

^GOoh I've got soul I've got s^Boul I've got soul But y^Emou'd never know never know ne^Cver know Stuck across the ta^Gble from me 'cross the ta^Dble I'm the terrible di^Gnner guest di^Dnner gues^Gt

^GOoh I've got soul I've got sou^Bl But y^Emou'd never know never kn^Cow If you were st^Guck across the table from m^De The terrible ^Gdinner gue^Dst ^G

So qui^Get I curled on the couch with my bl^Dankets After ^Gmaking a vow for a life's worth of ^Dsilence I'm tra^Gding my voice in for l^Emand legs just like a ^Dmermaid

^GOoh I've got soul I've got sou^Bl But y^Emou'd never know never kn^Cow If you were st^Guck across the table from m^De The terrible ^Gdinner gue^Dst ^G