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Capo: 4 Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo 4th fret [Intro] e|---3-/5-/7-/8~----7-\5-\3-\2----|--------------| B|--------------------------------|---3-/5-/7~---| G|---4-/5-/7-/9~----7-\5-\4-\2----|--------------| D|--------------------------------|---4-/5-/7~---| A|--------------------------------|--------------| E|--------------------------------|--------------| G D5 Em Bm C G6 D e|------3---------------0-------------|-------------------------0—2----| B|------3-----3---------0--------3-x--|------1-----0--------3----------| G|------0-----2-------0----------4-x--|------0-------0------2----------| D|----------0---0---2-----2------4-x--|------2-----------0-------------| x2 A|----------------------------2-------|--3-----------------------------| E|--3---------------------------------|----------3---------------------| / = slide-up ~ = vibrato x = dead note [Verse 1]
G If I D5had my Emown Bmway C You'd be G6with me here D5today But I Grarely D5have my Emown Bmway I guess that's Cwhy you're not G6here with me D5today
[Chorus 1]
And the Emli--Dbrarian sC/Gaid Em "You can't Dbuy no resC/Gpect" I said "Emhey Dlady, what C/Gcan you expect When I'm C/Glyin' Don the Gfloor?" C/G D G
[Verse 2]
Well you're a Glovely D5lady but you Emdon't wanna' Bmbe C No G6girl of D5mine Well the Gonly D5thing you ever Emdone for Bmme Was Chelp me G6waste my D5time
[Chorus 2]
And I Emsaw you Dat the fC/Guneral You were Emstandin' Dthere like a tC/Gemple I said, "Emhi, how Dare you, helC/Glo" And I C/Gpulled up a Dcasket and Gcrawled in C/G D GYes I did C/G D G
[Bridge]
G Climbed up a mountaiD5n and EmI looked aBmround C Some kind of G6circus with all them D5clowns I said "Ghey, wait a D5minute, can't we Emslow down a Bmbit?" And I Calmost got G6hit by aD5 truck
Well it Gjust goes to D5show ya' that we're Emall on our oBmwn C Scroungin' for our G6own share of D5good luck G Stab your D5brother in the bEmack Bm C And pick D5up your payCcheck G/B Am7 G C G/B Am7
[Verse 3] G D5 Em Bm C G6 D
G GoodD5bye lonely Emheart draBmwings You Cnever did G6work anyD5how G I'm D5lookin' for a Emnice Bmgirl And CI don't G6want no D5cow
[Chorus 3]
Em I'm Dheadin' out WC/Gest Em Gonna' Dfind me the bC/Gest Well I Emplayed the gDame but I C/Gfailed the test If I C/Gcan't be a Dlover then I'llG be a pest C/G D GYes I will C/G DYes IG will C/GYes ID Gwill
[Outro] G7 e|---3-/5-/7-/8~----7-\5-\3-\2----|--------------1---| B|--------------------------------|---3-/5-/7----0---| G|---4-/5-/7-/9~----7-\5-\4-\2----|--------------0---| D|--------------------------------|---4-/5-/7----0---| A|--------------------------------|--------------2---| E|--------------------------------|--------------3---|