Danger Mouse - Grim augury

^EmBoth our families after gathering We're cutting a baby out With my grandmother's heirloom antler-handled carving knife They were under her grand chandelier

^AmWhere we all, together, have shared holiday dinner But it was ^Emyour father that was holding the knife ^DmYeah, I begged you not to make me tell ya ^AmYeah, I pleaded with you to, to leave it a^Emlone

^EmI told ya I told you that you didn't want to know What went on in my horrible dream

^AmI was peering in through the picture window It was a heart-warming tableau ^EmLike a Norman Rockwell painting Until I zoomed in ^DmI was making noises in my sleep ^AmBut you wouldn't believe me when I told ya That I wasn't ^Emwith someone in my dream ^DmCatfish were wriggling in blood and g^Amore in the kitchen sink

Yeah, I t^Emold ya I told ya I told you Now sweetie, please promise me That you won't sing This sad song, grim augury