Dan Reeder - Pussy heaven

^AOh the shoes that I ^Dwear, cost ^F#mnine cents an ^Bmhour, Which ^Eain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm ^Athere, They re^Dtire when they're ^F#mtwenty, with a ^Bmhouse on a fjord, And ^Ewhen they're out of ^Emoney they just ^Ego and get some ^Amore,

And if ^Dyou think it ^F#mthough you'll ^Bmfind as I've ^Bmfound, There just ^Eain't enough pussy ^Eheaven to go ^Around.

And if ^Aall the Chi^Dnese hit the ^F#mbrakes at one ^Bmtime, The ^Ewhole goddamn ^Eplanet, would ^Estop on a ^Adime, The ^Done side would ^F#mburn up, and the ^Bmother side would ^Bmfreeze, So if ^Eyou feel the need to ^Epity someone ^Eyou can pity ^Ame.

And if ^Dyou think it ^F#mthough you'll ^Bmfind as I've ^Bmfound, There just ^Eain't enough pussy ^Eheaven to go ^Around.

And the ^Amoral of this ^Dstory is ^F#mperfectly ^Bmclear, While ^Eone guy walks the ^Eother sits on ^Edaddy's lap and ^Asteers, The ^Done cup's made of ^F#msilver and the ^Bmother's made of ^Bmclay, The ^Erich don't ever ^Eseem to know they're ^Erich any^Away,

And if ^Dyou think it ^F#mthough you'll ^Bmfind as I've ^Bmfound, There just ^Eain't enough pussy ^Eheaven to go ^Around.

And if ^Awe all bred ^Dponies or sailed ^F#mboats across the ^Bmsea, ^EImagine for a ^Eminute what a ^Emess that would ^Abe, Cause ^Dwho would drive the ^F#mgarbage trucks, and ^Bmwho would sing the ^Bmblues, And ^Ehow could guys like ^Eme afford, to ^Ebuy a pair of ^Ashoes,

And if ^Dyou think it ^F#mthough you'll ^Bmfind as I've ^Bmfound, There just ^Eain't enough pussy ^Eheaven to go ^Around.

And if ^Dyou think it ^F#mthough you'll ^Bmfind as I've ^Bmfound, There just ^Eain't enough pussy ^Eheaven to go ^Around.