Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] F - Bb - F Bb F [Chorus]

^F(What do you want?) ^BbI want food and pussy ^F(How come?) It's just the ^Bbway God made me (Is it ^Falright?) I guess it ^Bbmust be okay? F Ooh-bop bop-bop shang-a-lang-a-lang

[Verse 1]

^FTwo little children, lying in bed ^FOne was sick and the other was dead ^FWent to the doctor and the doctor said,

[Chorus]

^F(What do you want?) ^BbI want food and pussy ^F(How come?) It's just the ^Bbway God made me (Is it ^Falright?) I guess it ^Bbmust be okay? F Ooh-bop bop-bop shang-a-lang-a-lang

[Verse 2] Went to the doctor and the doctor said The only thing that we can do is cut off your head We'll send it to Berlin, where I have a friend He'll fix it like its s'posed to be and mail it back again [Chorus]

^F(What do you want?) ^BbI want food and pussy ^F(How come?) It's just the ^Bbway God made me (Is it ^Falright?) I guess it ^Bbmust be okay? F Ooh-bop bop-bop shang-a-lang-a-lang

[Vocal only Chorus]

Dan Reeder - Food and pussy