Dan Henig - Hermione a song by harry potter
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Capo: 3
Tuning: E A D G B E
Taken from Dan Henig's YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/EjJ-UD-nIVI
Capo 3
[Intro]
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2
[Verse 1]
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
I know it's wrong, I just can't help but think…
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
Pass me the Butterbeer, I could really use a drink.
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
I tried to get her curly hair, out of my head.
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
But all that's on my mind is my wand between her legs.
[Verse 2]
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
When she said leviosa, not leviosssaaa,
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
The hairs on my neck stood up, and I got kind of hard.
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
She's so beautiful and sexy and hot.
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
So how the fuck did she end up with a ginger named Ron?
[Chorus]
HerGmiD/F#one, oh HeEm7rmioCadd9ne -
How the fGuck did Ron D/F#end up with my HEm7ermioCadd9ne?
She's mGagiD/F#cal, she's a Em7mastCadd9erpiece -
How did GRon end up with D/F#someone so far Em7out his Cadd9league?
[Verse 3]
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
I've had my share of love, Ginny and Cho Chang
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
But Cedric had to fuck it up and die at Voldemort’s hand.
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
Cause Ginny, you're so sweet, and your beauty is blinding -
G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9
But you're far too kinky, I'm not into fingers in heinies, I'm into
[Chorus]
HerGmiD/F#one, oh HeEm7rmioCadd9ne -
How the fGuck did Ron D/F#end up with my HEm7ermioCadd9ne?
She's mGagiD/F#cal, she's a Em7mastCadd9erpiece -
How did GRon end up with D/F#someone so far Em7out his Cadd9league?
[Bridge]
Am7 C/B C Dadd11
But don't get me wrong, I really like his sister
Am7 C/B C Dadd11
But now I'm surrounded by all these bloody gingers.
Am7 C/B C Dadd11
I don't know what she sees in him and his stupid red mop…
Am7 C/B C Dadd11
Oh wait, I think I get it now... he must have an enormous cock!
[Chorus]
HerGmiD/F#one, oh Em7HermiCadd9one -
That's how GRon WeasleyD/F# ended up wiEm7th HermCadd9ione!
He's got a giGant D/F#knob, a serpent Em7undernCadd9eath -
That's how GRon Weasley eD/F#nded up with HEm7ermioCadd9ne!
G (single strum)