Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous penis

Whenever li^Efe gets you d^G#own Keeps you wea^Aring a f^Amrown And the gr^Bavy tr^Bbain has l^Aeft you ^G#behi^End And when your a^Ell out of h^G#ope Down at the e^And of your r^Amope And nob^F#ody's there to throw you a l^Bine If you e^Aver get so low That you don't k^Amnow which way to go Come ^Eon and take a walk in my s^E7hoes Never w^F#orry 'bout a thing G^F#ot t^Abhe wo^Arld on a string Cause I've g^Bot the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at ^Emy enormous^G# pen^C#mis And my tro^Aubles start a-me^Bltin' aw^Eay (^Eba-d^Eboom b^Eop) I take a look at ^Emy enormous^G# pen^C#mis And the ha^F#ppy times are comin' to s^Btay (be-doo) I got a s^Aing and I dance When I gl^Amance in my pants And a-fe^Eelin's like a sun shiny d^Ebaaaa^C#may A B E Eb D C#m I take a look at my enormous Pee--e--e--nis And a-ever^Aything is g^Boin' my w^Eay (^Eba-d^Eboom b^Eop)

I take a look at ^Emy enormous^G# pen^C#mis And my tro^Aubles start a-me^Bltin' aw^Eay ^{E Eb E} I take a look at ^Emy enormous^G# pen^C#mis And the ha^F#ppy times are comin' to s^Btay Yeah i got gr^Aeat big amounts In the pl^Amace where it counts And the fe^Eelin's like a sun shiny d^Ebay ^C#m I take a lo^Aok at my en^Borm^Eous ^Ebpe-^De-e^C#mnis And e^Av'rything i^Bs goin' m^Ey wa^Ey (m^Eby tro^Euser monster) Ev'r^Aything is g^Boin' my w^Eay (^Emy m^Ebeat i^Es murder) Ev'r^Aything is g^Boin' my w^Eay (^Esize^Eb does^En't matter) Ev'r^Aything is g^Boin' my w^Eaaaa^Eaaaa^Ebay ^{E E7}Yummmmm