Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous penis

Whenever l^Cife get you do^G7wn Keeps you w^Dmearing a fro^Fmwn And the gra^Cvy t^D7rain has l^G7eft you beh^Cind And when your a^Cll out of h^G7ope Down at the e^Dmnd of your r^Fmope And nob^Fody's there to t^D7hrow you a l^Gine

If you ev^Fer get so low That you don't k^Fmnow which way to go Come o^Cn and take a w^G7alk in my sh^Coes Never wor^Fry 'bout a thing Got the w^D7orld on a string Cause i've ^Ggot the cure for a^D7ll of my b^G7lues

I take a lo^Cok at my enormous p^Aenis And my tro^D7ubles start a-me^Gltin' awa^Cy ^G7 I take a lo^Cok at my enormous p^Aenis And the ha^D7ppy times are comin' to s^G7tay I got a si^Fng and I dance When I gl^Fmance in my pants And the fee^Clin's like a sun shiny d^A7ay I take a lo^D7ok at my eno^G7rmous p^Ce-e-e^Anis And ever^D7ything is g^Goin' my ^Cway ^G7

I take a l^Cook at my enormous pe^Anis And my tro^D7ubles start a-me^Gltin' awa^Cy ^G7 I take a loo^Ck at my enormous pen^Ais And the ha^D7ppy times are comin' to s^G7tay Yeah i got gr^Feat big amounts In the pl^Fmace where it counts And the fe^Celin's like a sun shiny d^A7ay I take a lo^D7ok at my eno^G7rmous p^Ce-e-e^Anis And e^D7v'rything is goi^Gn' my wa^Cy (my trouser mo^Anster) Ev'r^D7ything is go^Gin' my wa^Cy (my meat is mu^Arder) Ev'r^D7ything is go^Gin' my wa^Cy (size doesn't m^Aatter) Ev'r^D7ything is go^G7in' my ^Cwaaa^Fmaaaa^Caay ^C7Yummmmm