Crowded House - Chocolate cake

^AmNot everyone ^Em7in New ^AmYork would pay to ^Em7see Andrew Lloyd ^AmWebber^{Em7 Am Em7} May his ^Amtrousers fall ^Em7down as he ^Ambows to the ^Em7queen and ^Amthe crown^{Em7 Am Em7} I don't ^Fknow what tune that the orchestra played But it went ^Dby me sickly and ^Gsentimental

^AmCan I have another piece of chocolate ^D/F#cake? Tammy Bakker's got a ^Glot on her plate ^Am Can I buy another cheap Picasso ^D/F#fake? Andy Warhol must be ^Glaughing in his grave

^AmThe band of the ^Em7night take you ^Amto ethereal ^Em7heights over ^Amdinner ^{Em7 Am Em7} And you ^Amwander the ^Em7streets never re^Amaching the ^Em7heights that ^Amyou seek^{Em7 Am Em7} And the ^Fsugar that dripped from the violins' bow Made the ^Dchildren go crazy, put a ^Ghole in the tooth of a hag

^AmCan I have another piece of chocolate ^D/F#cake? Tammy Bakker must be ^Glosing her faith, yea^Amh Can I buy another cheap Picasso ^D/F#fake? Andy Warhol must be ^Glaughing in his grave

And the ^A7dogs are on the road, we're all ^D7tempting fate ^A7Cars shooting by with no ^D7number plates And ^Ehere comes Mrs Hairy Legs

I ^Amsaw Elvis ^Em7Presley walk ^Amout of a ^Em7Seven El^Ameven ^{Em7 Am Em7} And a ^Amwoman gave ^Em7birth to a ^Ambaby and then ^Em7bowled 257 ^{Am Em7 Am Em7} The ^Fexcess of fat on your American bones Will ^Dcushion the impact as you ^Gsink like a stone

^AmCan I have another piece of chocolate ^D/F#cake? Tammy Bakker, ^GTammy Bakker ^AmCan I buy another cheap Picasso ^D/F#fake? Cheap Picasso,^G cheap Picasso ^Amfake Can I have another piece of chocolate ^D/F#cake? Kathy Straker, boy, could ^Gshe lose some weight^Am Can I buy another slice of real ^D/F#estate? Liberace must be ^Glaughing in his grave

^AmCan I ^Em7have another ^Ampiece of ^Em7chocolate ^Amcake? ^Em7 Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?