Cross Canadian Ragweed - The president song

^DIf ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent......^GI'd ^Amake you under^Dstand ^GNo more questions, ^Ano more lies I'd ^Dtell you the ^A/C#truth lookin' ^G/Bin your ^E7eyes. If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.

Well ^Gfirst and ^Aforemost son ^DJesus ^A/C#Christ is the ^G/Bonly ^Aone. ^GYour gonna talk to ^Awhen your day ^Dbegins. I'm gonna ^Gpass a law that says ^Aeveryday You gotta ^Dget down ^A/C#on your ^G/Bknees and ^APray ^GThank the man for ^Adyin' for your ^Dsins.

If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.... ^GI'd ^Amake you under^Dstand ^GJesus is the ^Aman. He's the ^Dreason ^A/C#that you ^G/Bstand.^A If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.

Were gonna ^Gput the word out ^Aon the street. ^DNo more ^A/C#Washing^G/Bton D.^AC. ^GI'm gonna make this ^Acountry big and ^Dstrong ^GNo more payin' ^Aof your taxes, the ^Dcapi^A/C#tal's in ^G/BPampa ^ATexas. That's the ^Gonly place a ^Ahouse that big ^Dbelongs.

If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.....the ^Gblue collar ^Aman won't get the ^Dshaft Well ^Gno one's gonna ^Alaugh, when ^DJerry ^A/C#Jeff is my ^G/BChief of ^AStaff. If ^GI ^A were Presi^Ddent.

Well you ^GIraqi boys you ^Amust be nuts Your ^Ddiggin' your^A/C#self ^G/Bdeeper in a ^Arut. ^GI gotta way to ^Aend your problems ^Dsoon. We're gonna ^Gbring home every^Aone of our boys ^DPull out our ^A/C#biggest ^G/Bbaddest ^Atoy and ^Gblow you crazy ^Abastards to the ^Dmoon.

If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.....^Gno one's gonna ^Apush us ^Daround. If you^G threaten us or^A put us down, we'll^D burn their^A/C# country^G/B to the^A ground. If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.

Well I ^Ggot one for you ^ASaddam Hessein We'll ^Dresur^A/C#rect General ^G/BJohn ^AWayne and ^Gput together a ^Avery simple ^Dplan. We'll put ^Gdown our nukes and put ^Adown our guns and ^Dyou and the ^A/C#duke will be ^G/Bone on ^Aone. and he'll ^Gkick your ass as ^Aif you were a ^Dman.

If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent.....If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent. If you ^Gdon't like Willie ^ANelson. ^DYou gotta ^A/C#go to ^G/Bprison. ^A If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent. So ^Gcast your vote and ^Amake it me and ^Dif I ^A/C#win the ^G/Bbeer is ^Afree. If ^GI ^A were presi^Ddent. ^{A D}