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Title: Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah Artist: Cross Canadian Ragweed Submitted by: Matt Toliver Questions or comments: email to mt73714@appstate.edu This is easily my favorite Cross Canadian tune. This is my first tab but I am 100% this is accurate, I've spelled out the hammer-ons and strum patterns to make this tab user-friendly. If you look at the tab of the intro as you listen to the song you will able to easily see and hear how this song fits together. The tabbed progression repeats the entire song and I've included lyrics, just remember to do those little hammer-ons the ENTIRE SONG. Hope you enjoy it. The G's and C9's are played exactly like this throughout the entire song. It's Critical get this little strum pattern down for the song to sound right. Standard Tuning Key: H= Hammer-on v= Downward strum ^= Upward strum G G C C G G G G e|----2h33--3----------2h33------3-3-3---------------------------------------| B|-------2--2--2h33-3-----2------2-2-2---------------------------------------| G|-------0--0-----2-2-----0------0-0-0---------------------------------------| D|-------0--0-----0-0-----0------0-0-0---------------------------------------| A|-------3--3-----3-3-----3------3-3-3---------------------------------------| E|-------3--3-----3-3-----3------3-3-3---------------------------------------| v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ Intro: G G C C G G G G C C G G G G e|----2h33--3----------2h33-----3-3-3------2h33-3----------2h33-----3-3-3-| B|-------2--2--2h33-3-----2-----2-2-2---------2-2--2h33-3-----2-----2-2-2-| G|-------0--0-----2-2-----0-----0-0-0---------0-0-----2-2-----0-----0-0-0-| D|-------0--0-----0-0-----0-----0-0-0---------0-0-----0-0-----0-----0-0-0-| A|-------3--3-----3-3-----3-----3-3-3---------3-3-----3-3-----3-----3-3-3-| E|-------3--3-----3-3-----3-----3-3-3---------3-3-----3-3-----3-----3-3-3-| v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ Em Em Em C C G C C G G D D G G G e|----0--0-0------------2h33-3-----------2h33-3---------x----3--3-----------| B|----2--2-2---2h33-3------2-2---2h3-3------2-2---------x----2--2-----------| G|----2--2-2------2-2------0-0-----2-2------0-0---0-0-0-0----0--0-----------| D|----0--0-0------0-0------0-0-----0-0------0-0---2-2-2-0----0--0-----------| A|----------------3-3------3-3-----3-3------3-3---3-3-3-3----3--3-----------| E|----------------3-3------3-3-----3-3------3-3---2-2-2-3----3--3-----------| v v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ Song: (same pattern as intro)
Well it Gsure didn't Ctake to Glong, I Gwoke up in the Cmornin' she was Ggone.
Well the Emnote that she Cwrote didn't Gsay dear CJohn, just Ggoodbye Dsucker I'm Ggone.
She was a Ghomegrown Cmountain Ggirl GRaised in a Cdifferent Gworld
I was a Emwanna-be Crocker, she was Gmore into Cmerle GJust couldn't Dsee it wouldn't Gwork.
And now i'm Emdouble fistin' Clongnecks and Ggrapefruit and Cstoli but i'm Gnever gettin Dover Gjoely.
Instrumental break: (Play same progression 1x G-C-G--G-C-G--Em-C-G-C-G-D-G)
So I Gpoured my-Cself in the Gcar And Gdrove it on Cdown to the Gbar.
But they Emwouldn't let me Cin cause I Gain't a movie Cstar so I Gwent to the Dhorseshoe on LaGmar.
The Gbouncer Cthrough me out there Gtoo And I Gdidn't know Cwhat to Gdo
So I Empicked up the Cphone and I Gcalled dear Csue, But the Gcall block Dwouldn't let me Gthrough.
And now I'm Emlookin' for some Cdrugs or a Gshrink to Cconsole me But I'm Gnever gettin' Dover GJoely.
Instrumental break: (Play same progression 1x G-C-G--G-C-G--Em-C-G-C-G-D-G) *****Slow it Down.....
So I Gpacked up Call my Gguns And a Gpipe bomb Cjust for Gfun
******(pick up tempo again)
EmWent to her Chouse and Gparked on the Clawn That's Gright I always Dwas a crazy Gone.
Her Gboyfriend was Csure nice to Gme Said Gcalm down would Cyou like a Gdrink
so I Emshot him full of Choles from his Gnose to his Cknees And Gpolished off her Dlittle sweet Gpea
Now I'm Emlyin on the Cfloor feelin' Gdirty and unCholy but I'm Gnever gettin Dover GJoely.
Now I'll Emprobably get Clife and Gserve at least Cforty but I'm Gnever gettin' Dover GJoely.
Have fun with this one. This is my first tab but there will be more soon. If you have questions or comments email me at mt73714@appstate.edu Thanks, Matt