Cross Canadian Ragweed - Carney

^CI want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe I want a squirtin' flower,^F squirt it on you Like all the b^Cad clowns do. ^GI want juggle bowling p^Fins in the^C sun ^GI want to join the circus^F; the circus looks like f^Cun.

^CI'll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight I'll even sell the corndogs, I^F don't care As long as I^C am there. ^GI'll hand out baseball^Fs at the d^Cunk tank ^GI'll ride my funny car ^Flaughing, all the way to the ^Cbank.

^CI'm a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man, I'm a Carney Man, Solo:

^CA human cannon ball, I rise above it all Up higher than the trapeze^F, I can fly…oh shit I'^Cm gonna die. ^GI am a Carney worker, ^FI make 2 ^Cbucks ^GEvery hour I come to f^Find out, this job…it fucking ^Csucks