Crash Test Dummies - How does a duck know

^FHow does a duck know ^Cwhat direction ^Fsouth is' ^{Bb F}And how to tell his wife ^Cfrom all the other ducks' ^{F Bb}

^DYou can cut a chicken's head ^Aoff ^Dbut it will keep on ^Erunning and ^Dtwitching. ^A

^DWhen everything seems ^Eplanned out ^Dwhen everything seems ^Enicely planned out ^Dwell the human race ^Awill come and smack your face ^E

^FHow come all my body parts ^Cso nicely fit to ^Fgether' ^{Bb F}All my organs doing their ^Cjobs, no help from ^Fme. ^Bb

A ^Dperson pulls a spider's leg ^Aout ^Dto watch it keep on ^Emoving and ^Dtwitching. ^A

^DWhen everything seems ^Eplanned out ^Dwhen everything seems ^Enicely planned out ^Dwell the human race ^Awill come and smack your face ^E

^Bbmaj7Satan ^Clives here ^F on grain and earth, ^Arain and air. ^{Bb E}

^DYou can put me in and iron ^Alung ^Dand I will keep on ^Ebreathing and ^Dtwitching. ^A

^DWhen everything seems ^Eplanned out ^Dwhen everything seems ^Enicely planned out ^Dwell the human race ^Awill come and smack your face ^{E D}You might be dead, ^Abut you keep your head. ^{E D}