Please excuse errors in the lyrics. I have this on second-generation cassette, so unfortunately I have to guess what is being sung. AFTERNOONS AND COFFEESPOONS (capo on third fret) Intro: D G D G Asus4 A

^DWhat is it that ^Amakes me just a ^Dlittle bit ^Gqueasy ^G ^A ^DThere's a breeze that ^Amakes my breathing ^Dnot so ^Geasy ^G ^A ^FI've had my ^Bblungs checked out with ^CX-rays F Bb C Dm Bbsus2** I've smelled the hospital hallways

(**Sorry. Not really sure if this is what you call this chord. Basically play a Bb, but play the C note on the second string, not the D note.) SHORT CHORUS:

^DSomeday ^GI'll have ^D a disappearing ^Ahairline ^DSomeday ^GI'll wear ^D pajamas in the ^Adaytime ^G ^A

^DTimes when the ^Aday seems like a ^Dplay by ^GSartre ^G ^A ^DWhen it seems a ^Abook burnings in ^Dperfect ^Gorder ^G ^A ^FI gave the ^Bbdoctor my de^Cscription ^FI've tried to ^Bbstick to my pre^Cscription ^Dm ^Bbsus2

LONG CHORUS:

^DSomeday ^GI'll have ^D a disappearing ^Ahairline ^DSomeday ^GI'll wear ^D pajamas in the ^Adaytime ^GOh, oh, ^Doh, oh (or something to that effect) ^AAfter^Dnoons will be ^Gmeasured out ^BmMeasured out and ^Gmeasured with ^ACoffee^Dspoons and T.S. ^GEliot ^G ^A

(The remaining verse and chorus repeat the same chord progression) Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I would get back I've watched a summer evening pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi REPEAT LONG CHORUS Hope you can follow this. Ben McTernan

Crash Test Dummies - Afternoons amp coffeespoons