Courtney Barnett - Avant gardener

^GI sleep in late ^GAnother day ^FOh what a wonder ^COh what a waste. ^GIts a monday ^GIts so mundane ^FWhat exciting things ^CWill happen today? ^GThe yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and ^FI guess the neighbours must ^Cthink we run a meth lab ^GWe should ammend that ^GI pull the sheets back ^FIts 40 degrees ^CAnd i feel like im dying.

^GLifes getting hard in here ^GSo i do some gardening ^FAnything to take my mind ^Caway from where its sposed to be. ^GThe nice lady next door talks of green beds ^FAnd all the nice things that she^C wants to plant in them ^GI wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. ^FSunflowers, bean sprouts, s^Cweet corn and radishes. ^GI feel pro-active ^GI pull out weeds ^FAll of a sudden ^CIm having trouble breathing in.

^GMy hands are shaky ^GMy knees are weak ^FI cant seem to stand ^COn my own two feet ^GIm breathing but im wheezing ^GFeel like im emphysem-in ^FMy throat feels like a funnel Filled with w^Ceet bix and kerosene and ^GOh no, next thing i know ^GThey call up triple o ^FId rather die than owe the h^Cospital

^GI get adrenalin ^GStraight to the heart ^FI feel like Uma Thurman Post-^Coverdosing kick start ^GReminds me of the time ^GWhen i was really sick and i ^FHad too much psuedoefedryn and i ^CCouldnt sleep at night ^GHalfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent ^FHes probably wondering what im doing g^Cetting in an ambulance ^GThe paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar ^FI think shes clever cos she s^Ctops people dying ^GAnaphylactic and super hypocondriactic ^FShouldve stayed in bed today ^CI much prefer the mundane. ^GI take a hit from ^GAn asthma puffer ^FI do it wrong I was ^Cnever good at smoking ^Gbongs. Im not that good at breathing ^Fin Im n^Cot that good at breathing ^Gin Im not that good at breathing ^Fin ^C