Country Pesničky - Good Ship Venus

The captains name was Lugger By Christ he was a bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one ship to another The second mate was Andy By Christ he had a dandy Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the Brandy The third mates name was Morgan By God he was a gorgon From half past eight He played a-way upon the captains organ Captains wife was Mabel And by God was she able To give the crew their daily screw Upon the galley table The captains daughter Charlotte was born and bred a harlot her thighs at night were lilly white by morning they were scarlet The cabin boy was Kipper By Christ he was a nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper The captains lovely daughter liked swimming in the water delighted squeals came when some eels found her sexual corner The cook his name was Freeman and he was a dirty demon And he fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymans fried in semen The ships dog was called Rover and we turned that poor thing over and ground and ground that faithfil hound from Tennerive to Dover When we reached our station through careful navigation The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk from to much fornication On the good ship Venus by Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed sucking a dead mans penis.