COSMO JARVIS - WILD HUMANS UKULELE CHORDS

Tuning: G C E A

======================================================================================= Wild Humans - Cosmo Jarvis ======================================================================================= [Intro] Wild humans for sale, But the souls will cost you extra. [Main Riff/Verse] x2 D Bm A G D D/C# C G/B [Verse]

^DWrap it up and give it a ^Bmname, Matters what it is ^Anot, Long as when it's a ^Gteen

It doesn't smoke

^DPot like the rest of us, ^D/C#Drink like the rest of us, ^CCurse like the rest of us.^G/B

^DRaise it up and treat it the ^Bmsame, As you were at that ^Aage. Better teach it to ^Gread, Look beyond that ^Dpage,

Read the small print,

^D/C#Gotta read the small print, ^CNo-one reads the small print. ^G/B

^DSend it out and get it a ^Bmjob, Work it to the ^Abone, Is he pulling his ^Gweight? He doesn't have a ^Dhome,

You didn't raise him right,

^D/C#Tv didn't raise him right, ^CHe didn't raise him right.^G/B

E [Chorus]

^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra. ^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra.

[Verse]

^DShut it up, you're making it ^Bmcry, Now that he is a he^Ar. Guess it didn't fit in^G,

Just another waste-

^DEr like the rest of us, ^D/C#Drink like the rest of us, ^CCurse like the rest of us.^G/B

^DCheer it up and give it a sm^Bmile, With your middle fing^Aer. Now that he is a ^Gman,

He will be called

^DSir like a teacher, ^D/C#Hate all the teachers ^CLeave all the teachers.^G/B

^DSplit it up and send it awa^Bmy, Therapy now of cou^Arse. He hates you 'cause he ^Gcan. A child of di^Dvorce

Like the rest of them,

^D/C#Kiss like the rest of them, ^CKill like the rest of them.^G/B

E [Chorus]

^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra. ^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra. ^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra. ^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra.

Wild humans for ^Gsale, ^D

^BmWild ^Ahumans for ^Gsale, But the ^Dsouls will cost you extra.

[Bridge/Verse] D Bm G G A G

^DBrush it up and give it a sl^Bmap, He'll never find his wor^Ald Because he is a bo^Gy

And the rest of them are

^DGirls with maturity, ^D/C#They only like maturity, ^CDoesn't have maturity.^G/B

^DDig it up and buy him a st^Bmone. He never a made a ^Achange And now that he's g^Gone,

You wish you never

^DPaid like a mother should, ^D/C# Like a father should, ^CDie like a human should.^G/B

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Cosmo Jarvis - Wild humans