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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine ------------------------------ Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm. ------------------------------ INTRO: C C C C F F F G [x3] C C C C F
FDumb Kid, FDumb Kid, GDumb Kid VERSE 1: CI'm not Cstalking you, I'm Cwalking in Cfront of you But Fyou're screaFming F G And CI'm not Cgrabbing you, or Cslapping the Cass of you But FI'm dreaFming F G Cause CI like girls in CTrackies, I don't Cknow why they just Cgrab me And I Flike how you stand Fup, I Flike how you stand Gup CI'm not that Cweird, I don't Chave a girl or Cbeard And I'm Fso fed Fup, Fso fed Gup
PRE-CHORUS 1:
I wasn't Amreally gonna Gget a tattoo Emof your name on Ammy arm Cause I Amdon't have that much Gmoney I can Emspend, I can Amspend No matter Amhow much porn I Gdownload, I will Emalways think of Amyou And AmI will be obGsessed til the Emend, til the Amend
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!
INTERLUDE: C C C C F F F G [x2] VERSE 2:
CI'm not a Cwanker, well I Cused to be, but I'm Cnot anymore Cause it Fmakes me Ftired F G And CI'm glad you're Chappy, but Cif my love gets Ccrappy And I'm Fglad you're adFmired F G And I Cknow I'm immaCture, I won't Cstalk you anyCmore I'm a Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Gdumb kid And CI'm not forCgetting you, I'm Cjust not gonna Chit on you. I'm Fsexually reFtarded. F G
INTERLUDE: C C C C F F F G PRE-CHORUS 2:
AmSpeaking of Gjacking, I was Emdoing it toAmday But then I Amquit so I'd last Glonger, and you Emwouldn't laugh at Amme AmI'm one of those Gguys, I can't let Emgo and accept Amloathing Cause I've Amgot quite an adGdictive persoEmnaliAmty.
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!
SOLO: Am G Em Am [x4] PRE-CHORUS 3:
I'm not Amsaying we were Ggonna bang, but Emit would have been Amquite nice And I Amwould have liked it Gmore, than the Embest thing in the Amworld AmYou're not the Gfirst I've done a Emsong about, Amtrust me. I'm Amreally not that Gweird, I just Emget obsessed with Agirls!
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! (My balls are cold) MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou! C
BRIDGE:
I'm obCsessed, I'm obCsessed, I'm obDmsessed, I'm obCsessed I'm obGsessed, I'm obFsessed
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene! And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou! [x2]