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======================================================================== Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number ======================================================================== The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2 Piano Intro D % G A x2 Verse: D (Dmaj7) D When I'm watching TV,
The Ggirls are all I Asee, They're Dsinging and dancing and acting and modelling, GNone of them would look at Ame. If ID went to Jessica Simpson, She'd Gthink I was an ignorAamus, And Dif I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz, She'd say &Gquot;get lost boy,A I'm famous!" DAll the women 'round here, Have BGO or they have Arolls, and Dsome lucky bloke right now, is probably Ghugging Beyonce AKnowles.
Pre-Chorus:
GIf I had Jessica Alba's number, AI'd call her right up, and I'd Gask her what she's Adoing at Dhalf past three, and Gthen I'd Aask her if she'd Dmarry me, GIf I had Jessica Alba's number, I'd be the Aluckiest guy in the world, I'd be the Gluckiest guyA in the Duniverse, And Gthen some dicAk would try to Dsteal her purse, So I'd Gmaj7smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say, A "Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber, If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber, If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber, If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber,
D % G A x2 Verse 2:
DFit girls getting shot in films, GI'm always Ainto ya'z, DI'd like to go see Toy Story 2, With just Gme and Britney ASpears, And then she'd say &Dquot;Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say, G"No way Britney, DomeAstic Violence is a crime", DI like the one from Showgirls, When she's Gdancing 'round those Apoles, DOr the really, really fit one, Who Gsings in the Pussycat ADolls.
DI've nearly got a moustache, And they Bm11still wouldnt talk to me,A DKate Winslet naked in Titanic, Or the Glesbian from the OAC.
Play Pre-Chorus & Chorus G5~~ G5 G#5 A5 Outro:
If I had GJennifer ALopez's Dnumber, Or GKate NaAsh's DNumber, Or the Ggirl who was in ATransformers' Dnumber, G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A G5 D~ Or Jessica Alba's number...
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