COSMO JARVIS - DAVES HOUSE CHORDS

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=================================================================================================== Daves House - Cosmo Jarvis =================================================================================================== As far as I can tell it's 3 chords.. just the bass and other instruments making it interesting. [Intro/Chorus]

What ^Dmhappens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house, What ^Gmhappens in Dave's house stays with me. What ^Dmhappens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house And ^Bbif you tell your friends, they won't believe. What ^Dmhappens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house, What ^Gmhappens in Dave's house stays unknown. What ^Dmhappens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house So ^Bbnow we have a place that we can go.

[Verse 1]

You can ^Dmdo it in a closet, But I'm not sure that's the ^Gmbest place

See, you can't lock the doors.

So ^Dmmaybe try and do it When your girlfriend's sleeping, ^BbMake sure she can't hear you creeping. Ins^Dmtead build a shed

To facilitate the act,

But ^Gmif someone sees you, You might as well pack your ^DmBags and leave the country. Run free like a ^Bbsquirrel in an oak tree. Slowly your a^Dmppalling technique will improve, You'll have to move to a ^Gmnew spot

Where not a soul intrudes

Like a ^Dmbank vault, all you'd need is the keys, But if a ^Bbbank robber caught you

He'd call the police.

And t^Dmhen what, back to the closet? No, there ^Gmmust be some sick hole we can go And ^Dmdo what we do in God's sweet peace And on a ^BbFriday have a coffee and talk about the week. In the ^Dmmeantime you'll have to settle For disused petrol stations,^Gm

Nature reserves and grandma's basement.

^DmMany blatant signs of nefarious areas, If you ^Bbdo see a human being

Go somewhere scarier.

^Dm I tried it in a hospital one time, But like a ^Gmfool I forgot that they're open all the time. You could ^Dmtravel to a dead relative's old place And if they ^Bbreally are dead

They'll let you stay a couple days. [Hook]

^DmAfter you do it, don't stay put, ^GmGo to the last place people will look for you, ^DmAnd also don't forget that alibis are important too, ^BbSomebody you trust, never somebody new. ^DmThis is the life and there is no solution ^GmUntil somebody forms us and institution Where the ^Dmme's and the you's and the everybodys Can go ^Bbdo this shit without having to worry.

[Chorus]

[Instrumental] x4 Dm Gm Dm Bb [Verse 2]

Well you ^Dmlove her, Been relationshipping for a year And you're ^Gmnever gonna cheat So have no fear my love, it's ^Dmokay. I know you had a dream that he was ^Bbcheating on you,

Don't cry, but please scream.

And a ^DmFriday gives you a bronze idea, To ^Gmgo and see Dave for a chat and a beer. But oh ^Dmdear, who's here but that girl you imagined When you're ^Bbshaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fanta^Dmsies.

You're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you

By ^Gmshowing you the genie, man But you forgot the tissue. ^DmAnyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town, ^BbDave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down. And you ^Dmlove your man Dave,

The beer was free and splendid,

But you ^Gmkept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended. You ^Dmtry and squeeze it in before the inevitable, Puts his hand ^Bbon your balls,

And dips some in some hot sauce

And then orders you a ^Dmsix course meal of unnecessary heart ache, Too ^Gmlate you already pinched her ass

And told her that she looks great.

^Dm You look at Dave one last time And flash at him those eyebrows, The ^Bbeyebrows that you save

For when you're in need of a way out.

Be^Dmfore you know it you're naked In the proverbial deep-end. She ^Gmlikes you numb nuts,

But you forgot about your girlfriend.

^DmProbably sitting at home thinking about you right now, Quick ^Bbsay you need a pee and just take five minutes out. You need to ^Dmcall her, to drunk to dial,

A trial but you make it,

Ring ring, no ^Gmanswer, You're screwed man , it's way too late. it's comes ^Dmdown to a choice that you've already made, Cause you're a ^Bbslave to the power of the red dressed dame. You ^Dmneed Dave's help, but he's done done enough, See this was ^Gmno coincidence,

Dave set this up.

You're ^Dmangry and you're happy And you don't know what to say. Dave ^Bbwhispers in your ear

"You can use my place" [Chorus]

[Instrumental] x4 Dm Gm Dm Bb [Outro] x6

^DmEnd^Gm On^Dm Dm^Bb

Thought i'd give you the Outro guitar phrase as this was pretty sparse for a good song. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------7-6-5~~-----------------------------------10-9-8~~----- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -8-9-10~-xx-10-13~~10\\---5-4-3~-xx---------8-9-10~-xx-10-13~~10\\--8-7-6~-xx-------------- Thanks.

Cosmo Jarvis - Daves house