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Alright, some friends of mine, and myself got together and we came up with this little ditty and we like to call it "The Songwriter's Lament"...and it goes something like this:
GWell, the doc said, "Son, you've Dgot to quit this life ya lCead before ya Gdie." I said, "I can't quit. IDt's all I know and I cCan't afDford to dGie. And how'm I supposed to pDay your bills when I'm sCix feet in the grGound? And who in the hell's gonna fDeed my dog when IC'm no lDonger 'roGund?"
GI said, "Ain't there something you can Ddo, doc? Some kind of pCill or reGmedy?" He said, "I ain't never heard of Dno drug that works to keep a mCan from bDeing lGazy." GHuh, I said "Lazy? NDow you just watch it, doc, cCause I work really hGard. You see, from 10p.m. Dto 2a.m., evCerynight, I pDlay my gGuitar. GYeah, and I drink real hard and DI smoke real hard, and I hCardly have time to sGleep. And lately I've been eDatin' so hard, I can hCardly sDee my fGeet."
GWell, I sat down and poDndered awhile 'bCout what the good doc had sGaid And I thought real quitely to myDself, "Ya know, mCaybe I'd be beDtter off dGead." Now you see, a dead man dDon't hafta worry about the police for any waCrrants he might have oGut. And I'd no longer hafta hDide from the credit card collecters trCyin' to flDush me oGut. GYeah, bein' dead would be grDeat. No more sCmoke-filled lungs or bGars. No more worryin' bout that lDiver disease you gCet from driDnkin' too hGard. No more playin' aDll night, no more haCngovers that last all dGay. No more meetin' beautiful wDomen, no mCore rollin' arDound in the hGay.
(or rollin' around...who wrote that?)
Who'm I kiddin'?? I don't wanna dDie. I got aClot of things left to Gdo. I got alot of drinkin' and sDmokin' and pickin' and griCnnin' and writin' soDngs for yGou.
Well, I wanna lCive forever or atleast as long as I can. I wanna smGoke them cigarettes, feel the burnin' in my lungs man. I wanna drCink lots of whiskey and get drunk and stupid and stoned. And I wanna mGake love to my woman, feel the passion burn all night
long.
DLord, don't take me now. You've gotta give me a little more time. I've got a fCew loose ends down here to tie up, alotta worDries Con my mGind. Well, I wanna lCive forever or atleast as long as I can. I wanna smGoke them Marlboro lights, feel the burnin' in my lungs man. I wanna drCink Wild Turkey and get drunk and stupid and stoned. And I wanna mGake love to my woman, feel the passion burn all night
long.
LDord, don't take me now. You've gotta give me a little more time. I've got a fCew loose ends down here to tie up, alotta worDries oCn my mGind. I've got a fCew loose ends down here to tie up, and Lord, you kDnow I can't afCford to dGie.